I just checked the gfs phone.......

[rocketskates]

I can’t imagine. I’ve done everything in my power to keep this place a secret from my wife!

 

[General_Speckz]

wrong thread

but, yeah i wouldn't care at all if my gf read posts on here, unless she became obsessed with it like some weirdo

 

[SammyPops]

a few years ago, I took a break off the 'dog because my girl almost signed up.

every Saturday morning, we'd order breakfast from Sparky's & then I'd go straight to shitposting over coffee.

her curiosity led to her to do the same, except she'd just browse Mayberry & TWR.

if she became a sherdogger it would have been over.

Wy wife said she wanted to sign up too, and I'm like that's my space. She did not get it, so I was like if you do, I'm signing up to that facebook thing you always go on about and you'll have to friend me or whatever b/c we're married.

We now have an unspoken understanding.

 

[syct23]

Whenever the old lady sees me on the phone or on sherdog she just says,

Oh are you on your Facebook again...

 

[magicmarker]

Time to buy her an ipad and head out for milk and cigarettes.

 

[SamSchmidt]

I have tried to explain the intricacies of Sherdog to a woman before.

Your better off not even trying. Just tell them it's a video game blog

 

[Wadtucket]

I think it's @Wadtucket that gets her sig rights I'm just her PBP playtoy I'm tired of being used by that woman. (Just kidding @Clementine use me anytime, if my baby is ghosting me you know I'm just kidding baby)

I have no idea what u just said but thx nerd

 

[Paynebringer]

I have no idea what u just said but thx nerd

I remember @Clementine being your cute assistant in her sig or did you fire her..? I haven't seen hide or hair from my girl since this COVID-19 thing went viral (No pun intended)

 

[Bobby 3 Sticks]

Lots of iPads going to be given to posters itt

 

[Paynebringer]

I find it weirdly edgy..?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

my wife is my post-consultant -she gets commission for every contributed post

 

[BFoe]

That's how it starts man then she starts dropping little comments that you may have posted or saying things that someone as said to you in a post. Or dropping screen names that can be used in common conversation but you recognize as a Sherdog profile, if she's like my girl and enjoys the mind f*kery, you in trouble bro...

I just had to check, and I was right: “Paynebringer’s little sister.” Oof, you are a bad, dirty old man to have those kinds of thoughts about your little sis

 

[lsa]

I just had to check, and I was right: “Paynebringer’s little sister.” Oof, you are a bad, dirty old man to have those kinds of thoughts about your little sis
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Not a problem..
One of her other friends on here used to like them young.
13 -15 year old.
Got banned but was allowed back when site migrated.
I wonder if she even knows.

 

[BFoe]

Not a problem..
One of her other friends on here used to like them young.
13 -15 year old.
Got banned but was allowed back when site migrated.
I wonder if she even knows.

Ooo I bet you’ve seen a thing or two since you ‘06 join date. Someday we need to have lsa’s Story Time in the Plats.

 

[lsa]

Ooo I bet you’ve seen a thing or two since you ‘06 join date. Someday we need to have lsa’s Story Time in the Plats.

 

[vanillaisis]

Banchan?

Banchan was a tranny. Well, I'm pretty positive Banchan was a tranny.

 

[Paynebringer]

I just had to check, and I was right: “Paynebringer’s little sister.” Oof, you are a bad, dirty old man to have those kinds of thoughts about your little sis
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Really..? I had no idea it was different before? No matter adopted sisters don't count.

 

[BFoe]

Really..? I had no idea it was different before? No matter adopted sisters don't count.

Haha I’m with you there man. Some dude the other day here called step-sister porn “incest porn.” Like, really? If she ain’t related to me, it’s fair game I say.

 

[Halifax]

Did you ever figure out what you were gonna do about that coworker you impregnated?

hahaha

 

[RizinSon88]

Lol!

My gf knows I post here that's why I keep it kosher.

I'm an outright degenerate, what I post here is mild compared to we post on other message boards etc...my legal wife has been on here before and thinks most of it is dull immature locker room talk & man-gossip.