I just bet my life savings on Dustin Poirer {slip included}

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  1. GaryEric Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    hahahahahaha... ill ask my gf if its ok. as long as we win it should be ok
     
  2. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    claim back your manhood.
    you do what you need to do.
    who is she to tell you what you can and can't do?
     
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  3. GaryEric Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    well to be fair she almost always tells me to do things i like . at my age that is the only type of woman i will be with anymore
     
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  4. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    show us a photo of you on your yacht or driving your lamborghini around.
     
  5. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    how old are you
     
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  7. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    you're gonna die soon bro.

    post a pic of your gf and i will tell you what you need to do next.
     
  8. GaryEric Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    i will never die
     
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    Thank fully the $2000 stimulus checks will save you after Connor kills Dustin
     
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    Here's to tripling your life savings overnight. Not many can say that!
     
  11. GreatSaintGuillotine You may not like what I say but it's the truth.

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    Its 50/50 for me. I think either man can take this. I want Dustin to won tho. Hoping a 4th or 5th round tko.
     
  12. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Then the betting line represents some real value.
    Get on it
     
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    I’m uncomfortable with the amount of times you typed “DP” in your post.
     
  15. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Don't feel uncomfortable. There is a whole thread on this topic in the Mayberry which will make you feel better
     
  16. TITS GOD TOLD ME TO SKIN YOU ALIVE Platinum Member

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    They are telling you to "gamble responsibly". You should listen to them.
     
  17. davidlemonparty Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I followed their instructions exactly
     
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    You sound poor...
     
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    Regarding your nfl bets I like those only thing that would really shock me are the browns and Rams winning, but $5k would be a nice ass haul good luck to you
     
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