I Just Ate Some Yogurt That Was 5 Weeks Out Of Date

[Horse Style]

lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.

Have you seen how big TS is? I wouldn't be surprised if there are times he's eating and he doesn't even realize he's eating something until he's halfway done.

 

[Pliny Pete]

RIP. Can we have your stuff?

Sure
Let everyone bear witness that I officially transfer all my debt and financial responsibilities to @Bald1 heretofore, henceforth and such and such

 

[Fizzee Water]

Has it been in the fridge the whole time? That makes a huge difference.

I wouldn't think it would be a big deal. The problem with expired food is that bad bacteria multiply and can make you sick. Yogurt is already full of beneficial bacteria, so I don't know.

 

[Bald1]

Sure
Let everyone bear witness that I officially transfer all my debt and financial responsibilities to @Bald1 heretofore, henceforth and such and such

Well, shit!! If all I'm getting is more financial burden, then may I have some of that yogurt please?

 

[Kardashians]

So long as something ain't smelling funky or sporting suspicious spots . . . I eat it.

Them best before dates don't worry me none :alienfinger

 

[AxeMurderer2010]

Did you dieded?

 

[Clippy]

This advise could work like it would for apple seeds.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm no seismologist but I think there may be a Plinian eruption soon

 

[CerebralKnievel]

My advice is to to go out on a long run. I mean, long. 10-15 miles.

 

[fightingrabbit]

I hope you die.

 

[Zer]

White privilege probably means you're fine

 

[MusterX]

Nice knowin' ya.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

Greek Yogurt is disgusting.

 

[Pliny Pete]

White privilege probably means you're fine

But Im Mexican
Do we have privileges in situations like this?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I totally thought my Pliny joke was gonna go over big

 

[lakersfan45]

Sometimes I do that to flush out the system

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I think Mayberry needs a descriptive detailed account what your explosive diarrhea looks like.

Oh it's gonna happen.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Yogurts already mould so if it wasnt moldy youre probably ok.

 

[j123]

Post your death on youtube and sherdog so we can clarify which method to be the most optimal.

 

[Don Quixote]

The probiotics in the yogurt more likely has destroyed most harmful bacteria in the yogurt. Fermented food is usually never dangerous. The usda said so.