Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Pliny Pete, Aug 13, 2016.
Am I ruined?
It was Chobani peach if that helps you make an informed decision
did you die yet?
Not yet but theres still time
you'll be fine
it's a nice system flush. think of it as a restart.
lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.
I looked it up and expired Chobani peach has a 60% chance of permanently shutting down each of your kidneys.
Did you have 2 working before you made this reckless decision?
You'll probably fail your next USADA test.
Nice knowin' ya.
As a diabetic Im probably gonna need those
Dont tell Mark Hunt
Sounds like you'd better start making offers to Sherdoggers who have 1 to spare - stat.
This reminds me of a drunk night. Couple of buddies went to a friends house. Got hammered.
My friend asks do you have anything to eat here.
My boy says no not really.
My friend raid's his fridge and finds a burrito. Eats 3\4 of it down no problem.
My boy comes out and was like where did you find a burrito? My friend says in the Back of your fridge.
My boy was like that shit has to be hella old I don't remember buying it. My boy starts looking at says man there's hella mold on this. My friend looks and was like oh shit, I thought it was jalapeños lol
I was rolling. Made it even funnier when my friend started freaking out and I told I him ya I heard someone died from that
Cant it be both?
Yes, and I'm sorry.
no mold your good. live cultures probably goners though
You'll live, but I wouldn't recommend it.
One can only hope
RIP. Can we have your stuff?
Just don't be more than 30 seconds from a toilet for the next day or two.
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