I Just Ate Some Yogurt That Was 5 Weeks Out Of Date

[Pliny Pete]

Am I ruined?

It was Chobani peach if that helps you make an informed decision

 

[Phokuz]

did you die yet?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Not yet but theres still time

 

[Strange Shadows]

you'll be fine

it's a nice system flush. think of it as a restart.

 

[Sad Dad]

lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Am I ruined?

It was Chobani peach if that helps you make an informed decision

It does.

I looked it up and expired Chobani peach has a 60% chance of permanently shutting down each of your kidneys.



Did you have 2 working before you made this reckless decision?

 

[HelloJapan]

You'll probably fail your next USADA test.

 

[VIP1349]

R.I.P.

 

[Sampsonsimpson]

Nice knowin' ya.

 

[Pliny Pete]

It does.

I looked it up and expired Chobani peach has a 60% chance of permanently shutting down each of your kidneys.



Did you have 2 working before you made this reckless decision?

Well shit
As a diabetic Im probably gonna need those

 

[Pliny Pete]

You'll probably fail your next USADA test.

Dont tell Mark Hunt

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Well shit
As a diabetic Im probably gonna need those

Sounds like you'd better start making offers to Sherdoggers who have 1 to spare - stat.

 

[Strange King]

This reminds me of a drunk night. Couple of buddies went to a friends house. Got hammered.

My friend asks do you have anything to eat here.

My boy says no not really.

My friend raid's his fridge and finds a burrito. Eats 3\4 of it down no problem.

My boy comes out and was like where did you find a burrito? My friend says in the Back of your fridge.

My boy was like that shit has to be hella old I don't remember buying it. My boy starts looking at says man there's hella mold on this. My friend looks and was like oh shit, I thought it was jalapeños lol

I was rolling. Made it even funnier when my friend started freaking out and I told I him ya I heard someone died from that

 

[Pliny Pete]

lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.

Cant it be both?

 

[Sad Dad]

Cant it be both?

Yes, and I'm sorry.

 

[My name is]

no mold your good. live cultures probably goners though

 

[Turtlejuice]

You'll live, but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Am I ruined?

One can only hope

 

[Bald1]

RIP. Can we have your stuff?

 

[Jballer]

Just don't be more than 30 seconds from a toilet for the next day or two.