I Just Ate Some Yogurt That Was 5 Weeks Out Of Date

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Am I a goner?

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  1. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Am I ruined?

    It was Chobani peach if that helps you make an informed decision
     
  2. Phokuz

    Phokuz Brown Belt

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    did you die yet?
     
  3. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Not yet but theres still time
     
  4. Strange Shadows

    Strange Shadows Banned Double Yellow Card

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    you'll be fine

    it's a nice system flush. think of it as a restart.
     
  5. Sad Dad

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    lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.
     
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  6. VulcanNervPinch

    VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    It does.

    I looked it up and expired Chobani peach has a 60% chance of permanently shutting down each of your kidneys.



    Did you have 2 working before you made this reckless decision?
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    You'll probably fail your next USADA test.
     
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    R.I.P.
     
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    Nice knowin' ya.

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  10. Pliny Pete

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    Well shit
    As a diabetic Im probably gonna need those
     
  11. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Dont tell Mark Hunt
     
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  12. VulcanNervPinch

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    Sounds like you'd better start making offers to Sherdoggers who have 1 to spare - stat.
     
  13. Strange King

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    This reminds me of a drunk night. Couple of buddies went to a friends house. Got hammered.

    My friend asks do you have anything to eat here.

    My boy says no not really.

    My friend raid's his fridge and finds a burrito. Eats 3\4 of it down no problem.

    My boy comes out and was like where did you find a burrito? My friend says in the Back of your fridge.

    My boy was like that shit has to be hella old I don't remember buying it. My boy starts looking at says man there's hella mold on this. My friend looks and was like oh shit, I thought it was jalapeños lol

    I was rolling. Made it even funnier when my friend started freaking out and I told I him ya I heard someone died from that
     
  14. Pliny Pete

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    Cant it be both?
     
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    Yes, and I'm sorry.
     
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    no mold your good. live cultures probably goners though
     
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    You'll live, but I wouldn't recommend it.
     
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    One can only hope
     
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    RIP. Can we have your stuff?
     
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