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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Pliny Pete, Aug 13, 2016.

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Am I a goner?

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  1. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Am I ruined?

    It was Chobani peach if that helps you make an informed decision
     
  2. Phokuz Brown Belt

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    did you die yet?
     
  3. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Not yet but theres still time
     
  4. Strange Shadows Banned Banned

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    you'll be fine

    it's a nice system flush. think of it as a restart.
     
  5. Sad Dad Purple Belt

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    lol you ate the whole thing? You didn't realize it was rotten? If it didn't taste rotten, it either wasn't and you're lucky, or you're mentally retarded and I'm sorry.
     
  6. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    It does.

    I looked it up and expired Chobani peach has a 60% chance of permanently shutting down each of your kidneys.



    Did you have 2 working before you made this reckless decision?
     
  7. HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    You'll probably fail your next USADA test.
     
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    R.I.P.
     
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    Nice knowin' ya.

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  10. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Well shit
    As a diabetic Im probably gonna need those
     
  11. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Dont tell Mark Hunt
     
  12. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Sounds like you'd better start making offers to Sherdoggers who have 1 to spare - stat.
     
  13. Strange King Strange Music

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    This reminds me of a drunk night. Couple of buddies went to a friends house. Got hammered.

    My friend asks do you have anything to eat here.

    My boy says no not really.

    My friend raid's his fridge and finds a burrito. Eats 3\4 of it down no problem.

    My boy comes out and was like where did you find a burrito? My friend says in the Back of your fridge.

    My boy was like that shit has to be hella old I don't remember buying it. My boy starts looking at says man there's hella mold on this. My friend looks and was like oh shit, I thought it was jalapeños lol

    I was rolling. Made it even funnier when my friend started freaking out and I told I him ya I heard someone died from that
     
  14. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Cant it be both?
     
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    Yes, and I'm sorry.
     
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    no mold your good. live cultures probably goners though
     
  17. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    You'll live, but I wouldn't recommend it.
     
  18. Ponyo Jun Jun Jun, Pinch Harmonic Platinum Member

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    One can only hope
     
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    RIP. Can we have your stuff?
     
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    Just don't be more than 30 seconds from a toilet for the next day or two.
     

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