Food & Drink I have a tapeworm infection.

I had a coworker who ingested them on purpose to lose weight and it ended up killing him.
 
Get one those twinks from the club or guys from the Cree nation to wave a piece of spam near your butt and the tapeworm will stick it's head out to get the spam. Any meat product will do.

Then they need to grab it and steadily pull it out like a clown pulling out one of those neverending handkerchiefs. This is a quick and effective way to remove it.



DIsclaimer: I am not a doctor, twink, or member of the Cree nation
 
literally, none of this happened, and stop foraging for scraps in the mcdonald's dumpster, ts





also, ts:


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The solution is eating the whole menu of Taco Bell right now.
 
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Contempt said:
Darwin's theory of natural selection... If he's that dumb, he should be congratulated for removing himself from the gene pool.
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He's got to find someone to spread his genes with first and tapeworms don't count....... We're safe for now.....
 
Had ringworm on my cheeks when young because a dude wanted to demonstrate his bjj ( which was unheard of in London in late 90s) with a standing choke. I was the dummy and fell face first onto concrete when I passed out and developed the infection.

My boy offered to knock him out but I said no on account

1- He already knocked him out two weeks prior .
2- It gave me a reputation of being crazy.
3- One of few times I learned that my dad actually cared when he came rushing into school check on me.

@Gio - tie in this with the previous story and it made sense when my therapist claimed that I psychosomatically may have developed illnesses because it was the only time my old man showed care. 🥲
 
Versez said:
Welp , it’s not getting better , recently I saw that I was dizzy, had nausea , fatigue and even sore muscles. After a couple test : I have a tape worm infection , anyone ever caught this ?
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not me, or anyone i ever knew. i always heard you can starve them out, you put a big plate of food and sit over it with your mouth open and when it comes out, you yank it out and cook it, put it in the plate and voila.
 
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