I have a movie idea.

[Hearse Lightning]

I just made a post in the predator thread without really thinking it through but I think I'm on to something. Now I didn't watch all of The Expendables movies. Just bits and pieces but what I've gathered is it's just a bunch of badasses born to fight. I HAVE seen and love The Predator. Who would like to see a final, darker Expendables/Predator crossover where we get to see plenty of our tight Jean wearing, bubble gum chewing, no sleeve having, shit kickers get slaughtered by the most dangerous thing to ever cross our planet?

I think it's a win and if Sherdog agrees I'll write my congressman and tell him to fuck off. Then I'll write Michael Bay.

 

[Jermei]

You forgot the word 'terrible' in your thread title.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

You forgot the word 'terrible' in your thread title.

"I terrible have a movie idea?"

 

[touchedbyjab]

 

[mime]

if you have a movie idea why post it on sherdog? just write the script and send it to michael bay

 

[Zer]

How about an all-female remake of Predator ts? (c) Zer

 

[n...not crazy]

All of the expendables murdered by the Predator?

I LIKE IT

 

[DIABOLUS]

So basically, "Predator" all over again?

 

[Kneepocalypse]

What about the Expendables meet Predator.... IN SPACE!

 

[jefferz]

What about the Expendables meet Predator.... IN SPACE!

Sounds worse than Jason X.

 

[Jermei]

How about an all-female remake of Predator ts? (c) Zer

Surprise Ending: Predator wins, kills all.

 

[gspieler]

Predator vs Expendables: Tokyo Drift

 

[DIABOLUS]

Surprise Ending: Predator wins, kills all.

And at the end he takes off his mask, revealing not a Predator underneath, but a man in costume. A MAN.

Cue incoming shitstorm from feminazis and cuck SJWs.

 

[strike63]

And at the end he takes off his mask, revealing not a Predator underneath, but a man in costume. A MAN.

Cue incoming shitstorm from feminazis and cuck SJWs.

Takes off the masks and reveals....it was Melissa Mcarthy the whole time...

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

How about a prequel called Pre-dator!?


Anyone?

 

[BisexualMMA]

It would have been an all right idea to do instead of the actual Expendables, where they band together to fight nothing of any consequence with no plot.

But from now on, the Expendables cast should only reunite at funerals.

 

[ILLogic]

I came in here to tell you not to share your idea unless it's copyrighted because someone may steal it, but then I read your idea.

 

[j123]

Your film lead needs to do the following to ensure a box office smash

• touch enemies with teh jab
• fill the room with uppercuts
• benches teh 275

• filthy rich, oil tycoon level rich while being under 30, and completely self-made, no hand me downs

• protagonist's beta/lackey receives an ipad from the female lead (Boise dime)

• street fighting montage of 500-1 with D1 wrestling on teh streets with lava and aids needles

• side plot includes finding out if Zer is really white or asian (open ended)

 

[fightingrabbit]

All your guys ideas are fucking stupid. The movie needs to be about a human who goes to the Predator inhabited planet and falls in love with a Predator female. Then to win her hand in marriage he must win over his inlaws by going through predator-y trials and obstacles. Hijinx ensue.

 

[Sir Galahad]

I just made a post in the predator thread without really thinking it through but I think I'm on to something. Now I didn't watch all of The Expendables movies. Just bits and pieces but what I've gathered is it's just a bunch of badasses born to fight. I HAVE seen and love The Predator. Who would like to see a final, darker Expendables/Predator crossover where we get to see plenty of our tight Jean wearing, bubble gum chewing, no sleeve having, shit kickers get slaughtered by the most dangerous thing to ever cross our planet?

I think it's a win and if Sherdog agrees I'll write my congressman and tell him to fuck off. Then I'll write Michael Bay.

Screw Michael Bay. Contact Nicholas Winding Refn.