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I Gets Jumped At The Smiths House.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Drunk Ed Taylor, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. I GOES OUT FRIDAY NIGHTS FOR HALLOWEENS SINCE IT ONES DAY A YEAR THAT I LOOKS NORMALS AND STUFFS, AND I GOES TO HOUSES AND I GETS CANDIES. I GOES TO MISTER SMITH'S HOUSE AND I RINGS DOOR BELLS AND I YELLS TRICKS OR TREATS AND HE GIVES ME APPLES. I TELLS HIM I WANTS CANDIES AND STUFFS AND SLAMS DOORS SHUT. I KNOCKS AGAIN AND YELLS TRICKS OR TREATS AND HE OPENS DOORS AND SAYS IT NOT NICE TO KNOCKS TWICE AND I BITES HIM ON HIS NECK AND YELLS 'FUCK YOU, YOU BE FRUITOWN3D!11!
     
  2. Milkman Dan

    Milkman Dan Black Belt

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    Stop hitting the booze so much, Ed. It's making you look bad.
     
  3. Spencikiss

    Spencikiss Red Belt

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    So you just went as yourself for Halloween?
     
  4. I GOES DRESSED AS RTBROUWER GUY.
     
  5. amazarray(bjj)

    amazarray(bjj) And Remember \/

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    Nice, you should have inserted the apple up his ass...
     
  6. pumpkin puncher

    pumpkin puncher Orange Belt

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    ah yes, I remeber you now lad, you came by my house with your adorable outfit. You were just so cute. You might remember me too, I was the one who was handing out candies naked. You looked so intriqued, I even asked you to come in to bob for apples. But you refused, the other kids were having so much fun.
     
  7. LOOK ME...LOOK ME...I THAT PUMPKIN PUNCHER GUY AND I NOTS HAVES ORIGINALS GIMMICKS AND STUFFS SO I STEALS IDEAS FROM MAGIC MANS GUY AND NOLIMITS GUYS AND I STARTS TO STALKS CHILDREN. FUCK YOU.
     
  8. lsg

    lsg Gold Belt

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    ED, give me your candy.
     
  9. MY DAD TELLS ME THAT I NOTS GIVES YOU MORE CANDIES. HE SAYS YOUR HIPS BIG ENOUGHS AND THAT YOU NEED TREADMILLS...I NOT KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS...I ONLY SIX.
     
  10. Hagler

    Hagler Man of wealth and taste

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    Ed, did you get any turtle eggs from your trailer park neighbors ?
     
  11. lsg

    lsg Gold Belt

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    Give me the fucking candy or I will set fire to your trailer....with your father in it.
     
  12. I HAVES SOME NEW TURTLE EGGS BUT I NOTS TELLS ANYONE WHERE I HIDES THEM THIS TIMES. FUCK YOU!
     
  13. YOU CAN'T HAVES CANDIES. I GETS CANDIES MYSELF AND I BITES OLD MANS SMITHS NECK AND STUFFS TO GETS CANDIES. YOU NOTS COMES NEAR TRAILERS BECAUSE YOU SAYS ONCE THAT YOU NOTS LIKES SMELL OF PEES. FUCK YOU!
     
  14. I DOUBLE POST!!! I DOUBLE POST!!!!
     
  15. JKDShootFight

    JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    Watch it Ed...no postwhoring.
     
  16. FUCK YOU GRAMPA!
     
  17. lsg

    lsg Gold Belt

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    Ed, don't make me come over there and show your dad where you hid his porn mags or why his girlfriend stopped coming around. Drunken 6 year olds have a tendency to talk a lot right before tyhey pass out.

    Now give me the candy.
     
  18. Hagler

    Hagler Man of wealth and taste

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    This must have been the funniest post I've read in the last 6 months.
     
  19. YOU NOTS FINDS WHERE I HIDES HIS MAGAZINES...I MOVES THEMS AND HIDES THEM WITH MY TURTLE EGGS. FUCK YOU.
     
  20. lsg

    lsg Gold Belt

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    Back in the tub, old man, you are dripping lye all over the rug.
     

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