I Gets Jumped At The Smiths House.

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

I GOES OUT FRIDAY NIGHTS FOR HALLOWEENS SINCE IT ONES DAY A YEAR THAT I LOOKS NORMALS AND STUFFS, AND I GOES TO HOUSES AND I GETS CANDIES. I GOES TO MISTER SMITH'S HOUSE AND I RINGS DOOR BELLS AND I YELLS TRICKS OR TREATS AND HE GIVES ME APPLES. I TELLS HIM I WANTS CANDIES AND STUFFS AND SLAMS DOORS SHUT. I KNOCKS AGAIN AND YELLS TRICKS OR TREATS AND HE OPENS DOORS AND SAYS IT NOT NICE TO KNOCKS TWICE AND I BITES HIM ON HIS NECK AND YELLS 'FUCK YOU, YOU BE FRUITOWN3D!11!

 

[Milkman Dan]

Stop hitting the booze so much, Ed. It's making you look bad.

 

[Spencikiss]

So you just went as yourself for Halloween?

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

Originally posted by Spencikiss
So you just went as yourself for Halloween?

I GOES DRESSED AS RTBROUWER GUY.

 

[amazarray(bjj)]

Nice, you should have inserted the apple up his ass...

 

[pumpkin puncher]

Originally posted by Drunk Ed Taylor
I GOES DRESSED AS RTBROUWER GUY.

ah yes, I remeber you now lad, you came by my house with your adorable outfit. You were just so cute. You might remember me too, I was the one who was handing out candies naked. You looked so intriqued, I even asked you to come in to bob for apples. But you refused, the other kids were having so much fun.

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

LOOK ME...LOOK ME...I THAT PUMPKIN PUNCHER GUY AND I NOTS HAVES ORIGINALS GIMMICKS AND STUFFS SO I STEALS IDEAS FROM MAGIC MANS GUY AND NOLIMITS GUYS AND I STARTS TO STALKS CHILDREN. FUCK YOU.

 

[lsg]

ED, give me your candy.

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

MY DAD TELLS ME THAT I NOTS GIVES YOU MORE CANDIES. HE SAYS YOUR HIPS BIG ENOUGHS AND THAT YOU NEED TREADMILLS...I NOT KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS...I ONLY SIX.

 

[Hagler]

Ed, did you get any turtle eggs from your trailer park neighbors ?

 

[lsg]

Originally posted by Drunk Ed Taylor
MY DAD TELLS ME THAT I NOTS GIVES YOU MORE CANDIES. HE SAYS YOUR HIPS BIG ENOUGHS AND THAT YOU NEED TREADMILLS...I NOT KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS...I ONLY SIX.

Give me the fucking candy or I will set fire to your trailer....with your father in it.

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

I HAVES SOME NEW TURTLE EGGS BUT I NOTS TELLS ANYONE WHERE I HIDES THEM THIS TIMES. FUCK YOU!

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

Originally posted by lsg
Give me the fucking candy or I will set fire to your trailer....with your father in it.

YOU CAN'T HAVES CANDIES. I GETS CANDIES MYSELF AND I BITES OLD MANS SMITHS NECK AND STUFFS TO GETS CANDIES. YOU NOTS COMES NEAR TRAILERS BECAUSE YOU SAYS ONCE THAT YOU NOTS LIKES SMELL OF PEES. FUCK YOU!

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

I DOUBLE POST!!! I DOUBLE POST!!!!

 

[JKDShootFight]

Watch it Ed...no postwhoring.

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

FUCK YOU GRAMPA!

 

[lsg]

Ed, don't make me come over there and show your dad where you hid his porn mags or why his girlfriend stopped coming around. Drunken 6 year olds have a tendency to talk a lot right before tyhey pass out.

Now give me the candy.

 

[Hagler]

Originally posted by Drunk Ed Taylor
I DOUBLE POST!!! I DOUBLE POST!!!!

This must have been the funniest post I've read in the last 6 months.

 

[Drunk Ed Taylor]

Originally posted by lsg
Ed, don't make me come over there and show your dad where you hid his porn mags or why his girlfriend stopped coming around. Drunken 6 year olds have a tendency to talk a lot right before tyhey pass out.

Now give me the candy.

YOU NOTS FINDS WHERE I HIDES HIS MAGAZINES...I MOVES THEMS AND HIDES THEM WITH MY TURTLE EGGS. FUCK YOU.

 

[lsg]

Originally posted by JKDShootFight
Watch it Ed...no postwhoring.

Back in the tub, old man, you are dripping lye all over the rug.