I couldn't make it as a Canadian.

[ralphc1]

I don't drink coffee, I don't like anything maple flavored and I haven't been drunk in 25 years.

 

[Steven_Universe]

I don't drink coffee, I don't like anything maple flavored and I haven't been drunk in 25 years.

Maple syrup is delicious and alcoholism is great

 

[Headkicktoleg]

You're missing out on like 3/5ths of true happiness in the world

 

[SamSchmidt]

Do eeeeeeeeet

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Never made it as a wise man

 

[Scerpi]

You're missing out on like 3/5ths of true happiness in the world

And the Means to get through the other 2/5ths that sucks

 

[faustian]

Being Canadian is a brutal existence, just ask @That209. I mean look at the inhumane dumps they call homeless shelters:

 

[Revolver]

I couldn't make it in that 3rd world country either.

 

[Zer]

I've been here for like 15 years or something and the only way I've integrated into the culture is by saying 'eh' a lot. I say it way more than any Canadian person I've known though so it's kind of like @Zer culture now

 

[Milgrim]

I couldn't make it in that 3rd world country either.

Sure you could. Just need a good team of sled dogs and you'd be fine.

 

[Milgrim]

This is @Clippy's team ...

 

[EvilDDS]

It's not for everyone, go back to where the competition is easier! Get some experience and maybe you can try again

 

[minute bull]

Never made it as a wise man

 

[Merlotte's]

On the seventh day the lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of Alaska and what came out of him... was Canada.

 

[BerrySmartGuy2]

Maple syrup is delicious and alcoholism is great

You have got to be a loser to be an alcoholic or Drink Syrup

 

[ajwbjj87]

I don't drink coffee, I don't like anything maple flavored and I haven't been drunk in 25 years.

Well I’m not a fan of either of the first two but yea... that third one is kind of mandatory especially if you live in the prairies .

 

[Deleted member 220895]

But you're polite on the outside with an odd hatred inside. You're getting there!

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I've been here for like 15 years or something and the only way I've integrated into the culture is by saying 'eh' a lot. I say it way more than any Canadian person I've known though so it's kind of like @Zer culture now

Funny, I say "Ayyyyyyyeeeeeeee!" with my thumbs up more than I should in a diner with a juke box.

 

[CoolB]

Never made it as a wise man

 

[HHJ]

I think about making the move. I still have some american business to take care of,but I could see myself moving on. I love Montreal and need to spend some exclusive years in its mind numbingly cold company.