Relationships I ate pizza that had hair stuck in its topping.

[Bobby00]

 

[Intermission]

Oh yeah it wasn't one hair, it was a collection of hairs. Just like that simpsons episode. Looks like a prank.

just make up a lie at this point because I dont want the truth.

 

[Slobodan]

Yeah..my hair cant be stuck inside of a pizza topping. I pulled it out of it.

Are you sure this pizza place doesn't have a beef with you?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Spoiler alert: it’s my pubes.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

It's good for you, it's like extra nutrients.

 

[Meatspin]

Oh yeah it wasn't one hair, it was a collection of hairs. Just like that simpsons episode. Looks like a prank.

just make up a lie at this point because I dont want the truth.

dreadlock of shit matted possum ass fur?

 

[Intermission]

It wasn't pussy hair

 

[Fury]

No trolling sherbros. You know my problems with the pizza guy.. So I went to a different place that likes me, that I grew up with. Everybody knows me since I was 10...

Did this pizza guy bang your mom too?

 

[Slobodan]

It wasn't pussy hair

Did you insult any of the staff recently?

 

[Intermission]

Did you insult any of the staff recently?

No. But it looks like a prank. too much hair. So maybe the delivery place did it. Maybe he hates his life.

 

[jeff7b9]

If "the place that likes you" puts hair in your pizza.


Maybe it's you
It's you

 

[KeepingItReal]

What does vomiting symbolize?

It symbolizes purification. Purify yourself with Waheguru's Bani.

 

[Intermission]

If "the place that likes you" puts hair in your pizza.


Maybe it's you
It's you

I'm using "like me" as a catch all-term. They don't talk about my mother

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I have two pomsky's so i am used to grey hair in my food. Grow pair, and suck it up buttercup, you will survive.

 

[Intermission]

I have two pomsky's so i am used to grey hair in my food. Grow pair, and suck it up buttercup, you will survive.

Do you swallow?

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Do you swallow?

You don't?

 

[Long Dark Blues]

TS, you strike me as the type of person that would get worms at least once in their life.

 

[Batjester]

I'm using "like me" as a catch all-term. They don't talk about my mother

Yes, they do.

 

[Milgrim]

I'm using "like me" as a catch all-term. They don't talk about my mother

Dude, everybody talks about your mother.

 

[Intermission]

Dude, everybody talks about your mother.

But they don't make my pizza