I am literally Hitler to these ants

[NoSmilez]

Whoa youtube just recommended this.

 

[liner]

We used to put firecrackers in ant piles and blow them up. Was a hoot when I was a kid.

This means you grew up to be a serial killer right? We used to get em with magnifying glasses. Pop pop pop.

Right now I have a ton of miller moths in my screen room. Every morning they are sleeping on the edges of the screens, the crevices, the wood slats, and I go with the vacuum hose attachment and kill em in their sleep. They don't even get a chance to fly away. Brutal

 

[GSP_37]

Recently, was eating some chicken and all of the sudden a piece just flew from my fingers. Watched it to a certain point, but didn't see exactly where it went. Didn't hear anything. Couldn't find it. I just hope it gets hard and stale so ants won't want it. Almost as if it flew into some alternate dimension portal.

 

[Slobodan]

You think ants are bad, wait till you encounter bird mites lol

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ants.

I respect their work ethic and their determination. Certainly not lazy creatures as they seem to be constantly putting in work.

Like most mentioned though, they are invasive little fucks and very persistent. Just when you thought you got rid of them and feel like you conquered an army and defended your land, the next day you discover the next battalion has arrived and the battle starts anew.


I remember watching this when I was a kid...



Im sure some of you will love it!

 

[Fedorgasm]

You think ants are bad, wait till you encounter bird mites lol

What are bird mites and should I be worried for my bird-sized penis?

 

[Slobodan]

What are bird mites and should I be worried for my bird-sized penis?

They're tiny fuckers

They infest homes after birds leave the nest.

 

[Fedorgasm]

They're tiny fuckers

They infest homes after birds leave the nest.

Oh shit I think my buddy had those. He was asking me if it knew what they were but they were so small you can barely see them.

I take it they're hard to get rid of? Do they bite?

 

[Slobodan]

Oh shit I think my buddy had those. He was asking me if it knew what they were but they were so small you can barely see them.

I take it they're hard to get rid of? Do they bite?

They'll die off because they can't survive without the birds but they can linger for a few days, they do bite and it can be annoying to sleep.

Gotta spray insect repellent on yourself that has DEET and you can spray it on the bed because those fuckers can keep you up all night if you don't.

 

[William Huggins]

Ooooo good idea!

Go pour boiling water down their nest.........

 

[Vil7]

It's worse than just the bite. Fuckers have a sting. I've had mates bitten through the top of canvas skate shoes. The bites pretty impressive. The stings what's killed a few in Australia( anaphylactic shock ).

One of the glorious venoms you feel in your armpits and groin as it travels through the body. Regardless where stung.

Also has legitimate eyesight. Will see you and understands your a giant animal.. will activelychase you ...... also can jump.

Utter pricks

Edit fun fact. Chop em in half the head will try bite the body. The stinger will sting the head... dunno why. It's a psychopath. Closer related to a wasp than ant.

So what you are saying is it can bite you on your foot & you can feel the venom in your groin & private area as it goes up your body? Man that's awful. I would never have thought it had killed people too.

 

[blaseblah]

I think the local colonies know my house is a no fly zone. Haven't had an invasion in a few years when I decimated their population. It was an epic battle.

 

[HHJ]

These poor fuckers are just looking for food when they come into my house.

If it were a beetle or something I don't even kill them, I just put them back outside where they belong.

But I can't do that with ants. There's just too many of them.

So I have resorted to genocide. Hundreds of thousands have been exterminated like the insects they are, and perhaps millions more to come.

I didn't want to become a monster. This isn't how momma raised me...

You need something like this,but for ants.

 

[HHJ]

 

[Randlewand]

Clean your house

 

[Cpt Migraine]

My father taught me to catch and release snakes, what good our spiders do and the names of our butterflies and grasshoppers..

He is a gentle man and respectful to all life until he isn't..

he got a bit annoyed with the ants and he hooked up 2 wires at their entry point to a car battery at a certain voltage, 2mm between the wires.. the moment an ant touched both they got airborne and very dead..

After that there was no ants..