News I am going pro...

[THE Red Beard]

...in PICKLEBALL!!!

I decided to join an 18+ Pickleball League and I'm planning on being the best ever.

The goals:

1. Find out who the best player is
2. Make a 1980's training montage video
3. Enter a Kumite-like tournament befriending a potentially special needs man with a headband and avenging his Pickleball death later on
4. Doing a remake of Judge Dredd, but like it's BETTER than the original.

I will discuss all things Pickleball in this thread including my exploits on the court.

Buckle up as Red goes fishing for pickles.

No, that sounds ghey...

NOT THAT THEIR IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Tell me Sherbros! Any Pickleball players???

 

[THE Red Beard]

My racket

 

[Tone C]

Don't the balls made of pickles disintegrate when you hit them?

 

[William Huggins]

Wtf is pickleball??? Do you chase fat bald guys with small penises and hit them with that bat??? In their "pickle" ...... If you break his "pickle" is that an auto win??? Or disqualification????

 

[Sweater of AV]

I decided to join an 18+ Pickleball League

 

[THE Red Beard]

18+!!!

I only went to tell them to NOT play with people they don't know!!!

 

[lsa]

sounds gay.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Wtf is pickleball??? Do you chase fat bald guys with small penises and hit them with that bat??? In their "pickle" ...... If you break his "pickle" is that an auto win??? Or disqualification????

No, it's like tennis and badminton you are thinking about something else I think.

 

[THE Red Beard]

sounds gay.

We will certainly have a gay time! That backfired on you, didn't it???

 

[EndlessCritic]

I really don't understand how pickleball has magically become so popular. Isn't it just tennis for old people who can't run?

 

[THE Red Beard]

I really don't understand how pickleball has magically become so popular. Isn't it just tennis for old people who can't run?

Ya. I'm 38.

 

[lsa]

We will certainly have a gay time! That backfired on you, didn't it???

not as much as your back getting fired while having a gay time.

 

[THE Red Beard]

not as much as your back getting fired while having a gay time.

Gay time with men! Wait.

 

[lsa]

Gay time with men! Wait.

I aint waiting for nobody

 

[TheChance]

I aint waiting for nobody

Isa wants his game time NOW!

 

[nonoob]

No, it's like tennis and badminton you are thinking about something else I think.

Well, how is the pickle involved ?​

 

[PBAC]

...in PICKLEBALL!!!

I decided to join an 18+ Pickleball League and I'm planning on being the best ever.

The goals:

1. Find out who the best player is
2. Make a 1980's training montage video
3. Enter a Kumite-like tournament befriending a potentially special needs man with a headband and avenging his Pickleball death later on
4. Doing a remake of Judge Dredd, but like it's BETTER than the original.

I will discuss all things Pickleball in this thread including my exploits on the court.

Buckle up as Red goes fishing for pickles.

No, that sounds ghey...

NOT THAT THEIR IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Tell me Sherbros! Any Pickleball players???

Do what you want but if my team ''the black vipers'' wins the tournament I get to turn your club into a shopping mall

 

[lsa]

Isa wants his game time NOW!

I rather want a snack.
I am snacky.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Well, how is the pickle involved ?​

Great question.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Do what you want but if my team ''the black vipers'' wins the tournament I get to turn your club into a shopping mall

Guys, I just found my rival.