Relationships I am dating a former stripper. ASK ME ANYTHING

[M4rk]

Whose dick is bigger, her or hers?

 

[Jkillah]

What are her thoughts on the Russian/Ukrainian border?

I was going to ask if she's from Montreal. Some of the best north American rippers come from Montreal.

But you're in Prague, so that ups the ante. Some of the hottest women in the world come from Prague and/or Budapest, depending on who you ask, so I'd go all in. What's the worst that could happen?

She could have her drug dealer murder you, chop you up, and feed you to pigs.

 

[y.91]

Does she have fake breasts?

No, all natural. No fake nails, lashes or breast. Even natural hair color. She's more the girl next door than east euro stripper stereotypes.

Can she pick a 20 up off the floor without using her hands?

I have to ask her

What are her thoughts on the Russian/Ukrainian border?

I tried to make an anti israhell and pro palestinian out of her but failed. She doesn't give a fuck about politics and is more into world peace lifestyle.

 

[Mark McMichael]

I’m a Pro Domme and am absolutely a misandrist. The things some of these guys tell you that they’ve done, you come to hate the majority of them. Probably not things the average Sherdogger would find too awful but anyways. I’m mentally ill, they’re mentally ill, but I enjoy the things I make them do. It’s fun to humiliate and degrade men. Getting paid for it is even better. Though I make so much money that I spend wildly and that’s starting to catch up with me.

But should it be when you know they actually enjoy it and you are pleasuring them?

 

[Motleysubs]

No sir, she punched me in the face, so instead of her, I threw the clothes lol.

Then I picked her up and out her in the hallway outside my door and threw her car keys down the stairs.

Done, never even talked to her again.
We were having problems anyway, so it ended better than expected to honest.

I did something similar to a girl in Vegas. She punched me while I was driving, pulled over calmly unloaded all her shit and left her on the curb

 

[StonedLemur]

I did something similar to a girl in Vegas. She punched me while I was driving, pulled over calmly unloaded all her shit and left her on the curb

Yup, no need to get a charge....just walk away sir.
You did the right thing.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Only if you have a cup

Also only if two girls are available.

 

[StonedLemur]

Also only if two girls are available.

When I was 19 I worked in a porno store, where people came to rent DVDs.
We had a backroom with all the really filthy stuff...made 2 girls one cup look like a PIXAR movie sir lol.

 

[ClubFoot]

 

[StonedLemur]

View attachment 905809

Dafuq is that sir? Lol

 

[ClubFoot]

A metaphor - a frankfurter lying on the pavement

 

[StonedLemur]

A metaphor - a frankfurter lying on the pavement

Ahh, I see sir.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

When I was 19 I worked in a porno store, where people came to rent DVDs.
We had a backroom with all the really filthy stuff...made 2 girls one cup look like a PIXAR movie sir lol.

That is...terrifying.

 

[HunterAcosta]

Spit /swallow ? Asking for friend .

 

[SugarKrok]

If she gets pregnant will you love and support the baby?

 

[Kardashians]

But should it be when you know they actually enjoy it and you are pleasuring them?

Why shouldn’t it be?

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

She worked as a stripper for almost 8 years. I've met her 3 months ago and we are in a relationship for around 2 months now.

Ask me whatever you want.

Well done! And how much can a koala bear?

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Strippers are fun to hang out with.

back in my club days in my 20s we’d hang with some strippers and they were always fun to party with.

 

[StonedLemur]

That is...terrifying.

Believe me at 19 I dreaded going back there to get somebody's movie lol.

Hell at 44 I still shutter thinking about it sir lmao

 

[heavyarms21]

She worked as a stripper for almost 8 years. I've met her 3 months ago and we are in a relationship for around 2 months now.

Ask me whatever you want.

8 years , I would assume she stayed in great shape,

Or her regulars didn't care because of familiar tits