I’d rather have happiness than

[William Huggins]

I have no penis (despite popular Sherdog theories) and no happiness. And my bottle of wine is now empty. May as well give up on life now.

Do you think things would've turned out better if you had a penis and a case of wine.....

 

[Legumes]

I have no penis (despite popular Sherdog theories) and no happiness. And my bottle of wine is now empty. May as well give up on life now.

Take copious amounts of anabolic steroids and you'll kinda have a small penis.

 

[William Huggins]

It’s broctober

Anyone remember that guy from a season of TUF that kept getting colonic cleanses out the whole show

He ended up in gay porn, so a friend said.......

 

[deadshot138]

I have no penis (despite popular Sherdog theories) and no happiness. And my bottle of wine is now empty. May as well give up on life now.

Just buy more wine. Itll ease the pain of no happiness. Though it may make the no penis thing harder to deal with.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

No penis at all

 

[NadaRekowski]

Or... just grab another bottle of wine?

That’s what I usually do and I have both a penis and I’m quite happy.

 

[Kardashians]

Post a picture with a shoe on your head chief

Damn you’re still around here? I thought you were gone.

 

[Woldog]

Damn you’re still around here? I thought you were gone.

Shoe on head then we'll talk.

 

[Doughie99]

Do you think things would've turned out better if you had a penis and a case of wine.....

Juat trying to be helpful here......I'd like to point out for everyone's benefit that a case of wine can be essily bought by anyone and also, a penis can be purchased too at a certain type of physical store (or also online) that could provide some ahh recreational good times..

Juat trying to help out with my suggestions for paths to happiness (or at least fun times).

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I have no penis (despite popular Sherdog theories) and no happiness. And my bottle of wine is now empty. May as well give up on life now.

See? Having a penis = happiness. Men win again.

 

[William Huggins]

Juat trying to be helpful here......I'd like to point out for everyone's benefit that a case of wine can be essily bought by anyone and also, a penis can be purchased too at a certain type of physical store (or also online) that could provide some ahh recreational good times..

Juat trying to help out with my suggestions for paths to happiness (or at least fun times).

At what point would you introduce the crack addicted spider monkey's, to this fun time?