hydredically what length is considered long?

[IloveTHIS]

been thinking a lot lately about male fingernails. specifically the length. I usually keep mine as short as possible but Ive come into a habit of letting them grow moderately long, then finally cutting them sunday night so I can go into a fresh work week well groomed.

did you know pimps keep their fingernails long and pointed? I guess its supposed to signify that they are men of leisure and therefor have feminin hands, their bitches do all the work.

would you leave the house looking like this?:

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

too long

 

[Contempt]

I always keep my nail super short. If you didn't when rolling, you tend to take chunks out of people... like the fucker who didn't cut his nails and ripped a mole off my neck at BJJ... pissed blood everywhere.

 

[HoiceNJuicy]

hydredically?

 

[IloveTHIS]

I always keep my nail super short. If you didn't when rolling, you tend to take chunks out of people... like the fucker who didn't cut his nails and ripped a mole off my neck at BJJ... pissed blood everywhere.

how the fuck does someone accidentally "rip a mole off" rolling?

at what point does the coach/gym owner step in? or does your instructor teach the Jon Jones Finger Fuck Fight Fhilosophy(TM)?

 

[Contempt]

how the fuck does someone accidentally "rip a mole off" rolling?

at what point does the coach/gym owner step in? or does your instructor teach the Jon Jones Finger Fuck Fight Fhilosophy(TM)?

Because we were rolling and his unclipped fingernail dragged across it, ripping it off.

It was... unpleasant.

 

[MicroBrew]

been thinking a lot lately about male fingernails. specifically the length. I usually keep mine as short as possible but Ive come into a habit of letting them grow moderately long, then finally cutting them sunday night so I can go into a fresh work week well groomed.

did you know pimps keep their fingernails long and pointed? I guess its supposed to signify that they are men of leisure and therefor have feminin hands, their bitches do all the work.

would you leave the house looking like this?:


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Looks fine, unless you are in a job that requires shorter nails or due to the work you do you get stuff stuck in there all the time.

 

[milliniar]

anything more than 2 inches is to long.

 

[NoSmilez]

If you are able to bite it then it’s too long.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

been thinking a lot lately about male fingernails. specifically the length. I usually keep mine as short as possible but Ive come into a habit of letting them grow moderately long, then finally cutting them sunday night so I can go into a fresh work week well groomed.

did you know pimps keep their fingernails long and pointed? I guess its supposed to signify that they are men of leisure and therefor have feminin hands, their bitches do all the work.

would you leave the house looking like this?:


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Typically 2 meters give or take

 

[Satsui Ryu]

Anything over 4" is just showing off.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I have a bad habit of biting them half off and tearing off the rest.

When I do cut, it's usually just when the length becomes apparent.

 

[Osculater]

I always keep my nail super short. If you didn't when rolling, you tend to take chunks out of people... like the fucker who didn't cut his nails and ripped a mole off my neck at BJJ... pissed blood everywhere.

At least you don't have the mole anymore

 

[Osculater]

I have to keep them short when I'm training because they get in the way

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I have to keep them short when I'm training because they get in the way

This. And before that it was playing guitar. I have always had to be on top of clipping my nails for one reason or another.

I used to have a friend who wires sandals sometimes and his toe nails were disgustingly long and jagged. It was a real WTF is wrong with you type deal.

 

[pugilistico]

I thought this thread was going to be about something else when I read the title.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Hysterically? Like in Eddie Alvarez' wife scale?

 

[William Huggins]

Because we were rolling and his unclipped fingernail dragged across it, ripping it off.

It was... unpleasant.

Did he send you the invoice for removal? Did he at least give you 30 days to pay?

 

[William Huggins]

I thought this thread was going to be about something else when I read the title.

Yeah I love trout fishing too...... Very disappointed....

 

[Contempt]

Did he send you the invoice for removal? Did he at least give you 30 days to pay?

Um no... at least it was done for free...