how you know your a real grappler (story)

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  1. beeble

    beeble Green Belt

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    ok so heres my story.. and before anyone says "pics or work" pictures were the last thing on my mind...
    so im in bed with this chick, we start with the foreplay a little bit, little biting, tongue etc. naturally im in her "guard" (shirts off, but had our pants on) and i don't think much of it, at first its a closed guard and i almost had the urge to try and pass, but quickly shook it off. then she started to open her guard which made me forget about it, she was pretty much pulling a "starfish" (when a chick lays down, your in between her legs and she is pretty much just lying flat with her knees pointing to the ceiling and her feet on the bed) then she decides to try and sweep me, i defend just out of instinct, but then roll over when i realize wtf i was doing... so shes in the mount, im not feeling uncomfortable by any means, and then it happened... when she was in the mount position, she wrapped her legs around the inside of mine, straightening my legs, naturally i rolled to my side and got half guard before i realized what i was doing. kinda felt weird but it came so natural, anyone else have any related stories?

    im not embarrassed by any means, i just thought it was quite funny and wanted to share :)
     
  2. SnowMongoose

    SnowMongoose Blue Belt

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    been there.

    "Aha! I got your back!"
    while I think to myself: "do not go for the RNC, do NOT go for the RNC"

    First thing in the morning, on the bed Jiu Jitsu lessons are fun for everyone involved.
    "this is called north south"
    :)
     
  3. DirectDrive

    DirectDrive Black Belt

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    i never think about sex while grappling. nor do i think about grappling while having sex.

    you keep that shit up and you'll be sporting wood while rolling.
     
  4. Meegle818

    Meegle818 Blue Belt

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    ah oh...sounds like someone's had someone happen to them....j/k!
     
  5. Kimuralex

    Kimuralex Brown Belt

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    nudes or werk
     
  6. Trickster***

    Trickster*** Banned Banned

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    EXACTLY!!!!!
     
  7. johil d'o

    johil d'o Thought Warrior

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    Really, you were having sex?
     
  8. Prokofievian

    Prokofievian Silver Belt

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    hahahaha..."Don't act like you're not impressed people"
     
  9. hayliks

    hayliks Banned Banned

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    Yeah, I take my girl's back and always threaten with the "third hook"
     
  10. Zankou

    Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I just drop back and crank the fuck out of a heel hook.

    Gets 'em every time.
     
  11. Kimuralex

    Kimuralex Brown Belt

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    zankou, as the grappling mod, please threaten to ban the TS unless he posts nudes. thank you

    on a side note, if you cant do it, i will offer to become mod myself so i can do this for everyone here in the future.
     
  12. Zankou

    Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Considering the TS's "chick" was probably some extremely hairy guy, I don't think I want to suffer photographic evidence.

    If I'm wrong though, and she's indeed a hot chick, then the TS needs to PM everybody nudes, pronto.
     
  13. Kimuralex

    Kimuralex Brown Belt

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    what do i do to become a mod? i got some plans for when i become a moderator.....lots of nudes, for everybody!!!!! who is with me!!!!

    gosh i feel like im running for president offering people free healthcare and cheap gas or something:icon_chee
     
  14. Zankou

    Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If dealing with PM complaints and deleting multi posts all day is your idea of greatness, then being a mod is totally for you.
     
  15. hayliks

    hayliks Banned Banned

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    I'll be a mod hohoho!
     
  16. Commissar

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    I'm not surprised at all at this story, but I'm surprised that you were having sex with a woman.
     
  17. Yojimbo

    Yojimbo Brown Belt

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    This thread should be titled "How you know you're a 15 year old grappler".
     
  18. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay Latex Salesman

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    You'll combine grappling and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge.
     
  19. beeble

    beeble Green Belt

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    haha i love the replies... of course it was with a woman, no one can take anything serious on here, i wasn't thinking of grappling, just instincts were close to taking over when put in positions, thats what i meant about being a true grappler, your taught to react in certain situations.. and no i do not think of sex when grappling, that would be like thinking of eating while getting punched in the face.
     
  20. beeble

    beeble Green Belt

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    ya your right, since all 15 year old grappler's can pull in women.... get a life, your suppose to tell your own story, not bash mine you virgin
     

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