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How would you book WWE?

- Bring Back the Raw/Smackdown draft. It's boring watching the same wrestlers in the same matches on both shows on a weekly basis.

- End the divas revolution. Stop doing 3 vs 3 matches, just have 1 on 1 or tag team matches. Start integrating them with men in some storylines (no relationship crap)

- Tell Big Show and Kane to either retire or go. Stop pushing Rusev and Sheamus. These guys imo are so bland and boring, it doesn't matter who you pair them up with. Instant change the channel when they're on.

- Start pushing Bo Dallas, Sandow, Zack Ryder, Slater, Cesaro and others.

- Get rid of the goofiness; singing, dancing, super heroes, etc. Shit that's cringeworthy and just embarrassing to be a wrestler fan.

- Have more diverse matches; cage, ladders, tables, elimination, street brawls, hardcore, etc.

- Have Eric Bischoff and some nxt wrestlers do an invasion. If not, just build NXT like a rival of WWE.

What a clusterfuck
 
And no more Reigns promos for the love of god. He needs practice, but needs someone to bounce off of and to carry him. The silent killer is the obvious approach. The way he responded "This is not boring" and "you guys can't hear me or sumpin?" was so cringy. I'd rather watch Lance Storm and Benoit on the mic for three hours then having to endure that again.
 
I would book as if it is just like a sport where you've got matchups and eliminations and possibly seasons. The matches should also focus more on agility and acrobatics instead of just feats of strength a la puroresu and Lucha Libre. That's not to say they can't have gimmicks and over the top scenarios because I love all of that.

I'm also all for Damian Sandow, I think he's fantastic. So is Ziggler and the Miz. I think Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose are boring as hell. I don't mind Rollins and Bryan.

I would also use the 'wrestler A is not scheduled to be here' angle conveniently. It would make for fresh storylines and allow the main card guys to get a break form roadwork. 4 months on 1 month off is what Stone Cold suggested.
 
What are some things that you would fix or book differently? I have a few ideas bouncing around in my head.. here are just a few.

I would bring up Tyler Breeze and put him in a tag-team with Fandango. The latter would revert back to his name Johnny Curtis and pull back on the dancing quite a bit. After allowing them to have run, I would put Miz in as well as a leader of a narcissistic Hollywood stable. The option to add a female eventually would be there also.

While too late, I would have booked the Kane split personality different as well. Kane would of legitimately been unaware of his demon form. From there, I would go all in and have Rollins begin to experience paranormal events. Seth would become convinced that Kane is actually possessed, meanwhile the Authority would play it off as a mental disorder. With this angle, Finn Balor would be somehow introduced as well... I haven't really pondered too much about how exactly. At Wrestlemania, Demon Balor would wrestle a face Rollins, and Undertaker would face Kane being only the deadman could save his soul.

How would you book WWE?

Dump the Authority.

Champ never ever takes a clean loss in a nontitle fight (Rollins is a jobber! The champ is a jobber!)

Stop 50:50 feuds.

Build Sting for WM with Taker.

Rename the Divas division.

Stop bitching Wyatt out.

Put the belt on Brock.

Stop using Kane except as the ultimate nemesis. Bring in Abyss as Kanes enforcer.

Give Cesaro a belt.
 
This. We need more things-on-a-pole matches.

Na bruh we need more "Judy Bagwell on a Forklift" type matches. Fuck poles.

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