20M on free TV. Conor did fucking 4 at $100 a PPV in the US - for free? 20-50, it would be superbowl+ numbers.
Thanks dude, that had me rolling. "Angry little dongs" LMAOI misread it and thought it asked how rapings would be, so I'll answer that: I believe that rapings would be at an all time high due to Conor fans pulling their puds during the prefight show, the prelims, and all the way up Conor entering the octagon. During his walk out, his fans will edge until the brink of cumming, but slow down for the dream of him getting another flash k.o. Most will be hoarse from screaming his name as they stroke like a carpenter sanding a 4 inch dowel. Most will have preseminal fluid on the tip during the stare down...as they glare at his crotch and his gorilla tattoo wishing it was their face on his chest. As the opening bell rings, the massive toss off party will hit a furious pace and then suddenly wane as Khabib ragdolls Connie and pounds him into oblivion. As McGregor gets bloodied up and calks for his mammy, his coach, and a pair of red panties to wipe the blood from his eyes and nose, he will verbally tap, but Khabib will punch him 3 more times just because he can. This where Conor's fans begin their raping. Due to the pent up frustration and disbelief, no teddy bear, no pet, no pillows, no jello mold will he safe from their angry little dongs as they lay waste to their dreams and hopes for coming on to Sherdog and crowing like roosters as their false idol has been exposed. Then they delete their accounts, create new ones and wait for the next snake oil salesman to suck them in again.
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I misread it and thought it asked how rapings would be, so I'll answer that: I believe that rapings would be at an all time high due to Conor fans pulling their puds during the prefight show, the prelims, and all the way up Conor entering the octagon. During his walk out, his fans will edge until the brink of cumming, but slow down for the dream of him getting another flash k.o. Most will be hoarse from screaming his name as they stroke like a carpenter sanding a 4 inch dowel. Most will have preseminal fluid on the tip during the stare down...as they glare at his crotch and his gorilla tattoo wishing it was their face on his chest. As the opening bell rings, the massive toss off party will hit a furious pace and then suddenly wane as Khabib ragdolls Connie and pounds him into oblivion. As McGregor gets bloodied up and calks for his mammy, his coach, and a pair of red panties to wipe the blood from his eyes and nose, he will verbally tap, but Khabib will punch him 3 more times just because he can. This where Conor's fans begin their raping. Due to the pent up frustration and disbelief, no teddy bear, no pet, no pillows, no jello mold will he safe from their angry little dongs as they lay waste to their dreams and hopes for coming on to Sherdog and crowing like roosters as their false idol has been exposed. Then they delete their accounts, create new ones and wait for the next snake oil salesman to suck them in again.
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Fuck bro. You had me lol'ing. But your level of detail also disturbs me a littleI misread it and thought it asked how rapings would be, so I'll answer that: I believe that rapings would be at an all time high due to Conor fans pulling their puds during the prefight show, the prelims, and all the way up Conor entering the octagon. During his walk out, his fans will edge until the brink of cumming, but slow down for the dream of him getting another flash k.o. Most will be hoarse from screaming his name as they stroke like a carpenter sanding a 4 inch dowel. Most will have preseminal fluid on the tip during the stare down...as they glare at his crotch and his gorilla tattoo wishing it was their face on his chest. As the opening bell rings, the massive toss off party will hit a furious pace and then suddenly wane as Khabib ragdolls Connie and pounds him into oblivion. As McGregor gets bloodied up and calks for his mammy, his coach, and a pair of red panties to wipe the blood from his eyes and nose, he will verbally tap, but Khabib will punch him 3 more times just because he can. This where Conor's fans begin their raping. Due to the pent up frustration and disbelief, no teddy bear, no pet, no pillows, no jello mold will he safe from their angry little dongs as they lay waste to their dreams and hopes for coming on to Sherdog and crowing like roosters as their false idol has been exposed. Then they delete their accounts, create new ones and wait for the next snake oil salesman to suck them in again.
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All fanboys are nuthuggers...unless you're so focused, obsessed andcentered on Conor that you truly believe that the term can only refer to his fans...
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