How to make a blue belt cry.

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by chem31, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. chem31

    chem31 Purple Belt

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    Step 1

    Go to his dojo disguised as white belt.

    Step 2

    Tell him to be careful because you've been watching Submissions 101 on YouTube.

    Step 3

    Triangle him from guard.

    Step 4

    Ask him to explain to you what butterfly guard means.

    Step 5

    Leave said dojo and never comeback.


    Congrats you emotionally submitted a blue belt!



    This is a joke thread.
     
  2. Nagster5

    Nagster5 Green Belt

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    I LOLed
     
  3. Wrestleben

    Wrestleben Brown Belt

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    You know how to ban a person starting a useless thread?
     
  4. FREAK656

    FREAK656 Yellow Belt

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    You know how to ban a person trying to start a damn flame war?

    I thought it was pretty funny, I'm a whitebelt and if I get ANY little thing up on a blue when we're rolling they flip shit lol.
     
  5. lechien

    lechien Gold Belt

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    that was funny.
     
  6. Nulhacky

    Nulhacky White Belt

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    done it.
     
  7. 214***

    214*** Orange Belt

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    Thats terrible.. Lol
     
  8. D4rthKitty

    D4rthKitty Black Belt

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    I laughed

    Sounds like a hilarious prank to do

    Be even better to say I know what I am doing, I watch UFC
     
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  9. Cachimbo

    Cachimbo Blue Belt

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    I once did that to the instructor of a well known academy in Rio. He packed up, moved to the united states, started teaching out of a garage in California, started some thing called the UFC or whatever.

    Suffice to say that I got the last laugh.

    I now make 60k a year from students I stole from him. He's probably living under a bridge somewhere.
     
  10. fourfif**

    fourfif** Banned Banned

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    lmaof....
     
  11. Chalito

    Chalito Purple Belt

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    Made me laugh
     
  12. Knock Out Ned

    Knock Out Ned el mero mero

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  13. Fedorzilla

    Fedorzilla Brown Belt

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    Could be a great prank to do on a blue right before giving them their purple. I started to think that this would be great even for a purple or brown belt, but it's gotta be harder to pass off at those levels.

    The real seller is asking about butterfly guard AFTER the sub. You could then go over to a (real) whitebelt and just let yourself get schooled right in front of the blue you just handled.
     
  14. chunglii

    chunglii No Me Duele Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Haha yea that's funny... until one of the more experienced guys like a brown or black belt asked you to roll and kicks your ass because they know you're joking.

    Don't be mean
     
  15. chem31

    chem31 Purple Belt

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    Lol, that would make it even more mean.

    "Hey bro, how do I put butterflies into my guard? I heard a lot about them on youtube."
     
  16. Bruce Calavera

    Bruce Calavera Purple Belt

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    I'm digging this. Nice one TS.

    My method is to shoot their dog before class and show them a picture of it as soon as I get to practice. Works on purples-blacks too.
     
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  17. bagelgod

    bagelgod Green Belt

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    Icing on the cake: Have a confederate higher belt whisper, but in ear shot, "Maybe he got that belt a little too early..."
     
  18. Gerbiljiujitsu

    Gerbiljiujitsu Purple Belt

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    got a serious LoL out of me :D
     
  19. shawn1maines

    shawn1maines White Belt

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    lol, being a blue belt myself, this would ruin my day! haha
     
  20. village_idiot

    village_idiot Blue Belt

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    lol
     

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