How should one break down smoke/drink breaks for UFC 300???

[blaseblase]

I'm a rookie @ making drinks, takes me a good 5-10 min to make one... Still gotta work on that part of my game.

Da fuck are you doing making cocktails on a Saturday night? Drink beer like a man.

 

[Khaosan]

Forgot about Boo Nickal, he can be break #3 and the People's Co-Main Event can be #4

 

[Substance Abuse]

Such a super stacked card, I'm gonna watch this bih from top to bottom.

Not sure which one to skip out on to get good and liquored up.

There's more than enough to time to do anything from pour a beer, to make a simple mixed drink or even an old fashion in between fights. You've got entrances, promos, commercials and that idiot Rogan yapping. You'll be fine. Just cook ahead of time or order out.

 

[1BadMF]

women's fights, breaks

 

[Substance Abuse]

Da fuck are you doing making cocktails on a Saturday night? Drink beer like a man.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I'm a rookie @ making drinks, takes me a good 5-10 min to make one... Still gotta work on that part of my game.

y'all killing me.

Do you want me to drink it for you too

 

[Khaosan]

1.) Bo/Brundage
2.) Holly/Kayla

The rest I'll watch.

 

[El Fernas]

There's "must watch" WMMA?

Rarely.

 

[BoomStronk]

Break #1: Andrade/Rodriguez
Break #2: Holm/Harrison and/or Sterling/Kattar
Break #3: Zhang/Yan

This I think is very complimentary of the card.

I agree, those are the least interesting fights of the card, but also, those aren't awful fights. Almost any other card those would be fights I would be sure to have peed and grabbed a beer for.

300 has been a sleeper for me. Maybe because of the slow build on the announcements but I wasn't ever that excited about it until this week when i looked again at the lineup and suddenly realized shit, this has got some potential bangers on it.

Stoked. I'll be staying up to watch it. It airs at 4am here

 

[gentel]

Drink this it's the best, 5.5% abv and tastes better than a lot of sodas

 

[Istryker]

Da fuck are you doing making cocktails on a Saturday night? Drink beer like a man.

those drinks be having me right.


I'll get a lil 6pk of sum bud light tho

 

[blaseblase]

those drinks be having me right.


I'll get a lil 6pk of sum bud light tho

Bud lite? What are you a redneck?

 

[Natural Order]

Why aren't you drinking while watching it?

 

[Aurelian]

It's UFC 300. Don't drink beer. Go buy some Jameson Irish Whiskey and get fucked off your rocker. Drink it straight like a man.

 

[Istryker]

Bud lite? What are you a redneck?

I'm lying, I can be. Not much of a big drinker tho my lady is the drinker I prefer good flower.


Getting twisted and rowdy AF for this

 

[Istryker]

It's UFC 300. Don't drink beer. Go buy some Jameson Irish Whiskey and get fucked off your rocker. Drink it straight like a man.

No proper 12?

 

[helax]

Rookie.

@Substance Abuse @helax

This is UFC 300. The Greatest Card Ever Assembled

You take a shot before the prelims start (12pm seems about right) ... and every 5 minutes until the Sherdog Post Fight Show is over...

 

[helax]

No breaks. Weed the whole time. Intermittent whiskey throughout as well

 

[eiyuu]

Once a fight is over take your break.

Who cares about the after fight banter?

 

[Natural Order]

Sorry I'm still very confused here. In what world are you watching a UFC PPV without a drink in your hand the entire time? Are you having to sneak out and hide from the folks?