How often do you break the law? (Any law)

[HIMBOB]

Seems like a simple enough question, but when you consider all laws it's fairly complex.

Of course I mean serious stuff but I also mean every law on the books.

Includes things like:
Speeding,
Jay walking,
Littering,
Not indicating when changing lanes,
Using drugs,
Buying drugs,
Driving without carrying ID,
Anything and everything that could result in a ticket, citation or more.

I ask as I was recently thinking about what it could be like if a police force wanted to catch you for something.

 

[donkeypunch2012]

Not today FBI.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

 

[dudeguyman]

Seems like a simple enough question, but when you consider all laws it's fairly complex.

Of course I mean serious stuff but I also mean every law on the books.

Includes things like:
Speeding,
Jay walking,
Littering,
Not indicating when changing lanes,
Using drugs,
Buying drugs,
Driving without carrying ID,
Anything and everything that could result in a ticket, citation or more.

I ask as I was recently thinking about what it could be like if a police force wanted to catch you for something.

Maybe like 15 times a day bruh.

 

[HIMBOB]

Fyi, I'd be daily.

Can't recall the last trip where I stayed under the limit for every second.

 

[VivaRevolution]

Well this is a law where I live.

A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

« Back to the Laws


http://www.dumblaws.com/law/665

Everyday I wake up, and make myself get angry, until I have criminal intentions, and then I don't call.

I don't do shit, but I be having intentions, and I don't call those bitches.

Fucking rebel!!!

 

[RerouteToRemain]

Every time I drive.

 

[Fawlty]

Technically, speeding and jaywalking are everyday life for almost everybody. If we're talking about something that is really minor but on the next level up, like littering, or downloading media, or speeding more than like 10mph over, it's been a long time. No drugs either. Damn I'm getting boring.

 

[PrinceOfPain]

Daily.
I smoke a fair amount of pot; I illegally download movies, games and series; and I speed pretty much every time I drive.

 

[salamander]

Pot. And that's pretty well it.

However in my country it's gonna be legal by late summer and i'm just itching to break bad. Life is too placid, too...safe.

So I'm probably gonna start misgendering people on purpose and go out in a blaze of glory.

Friggin hardcore, man. Fer real.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

I Jack off in public all day, everyday

 

[Fedorable]

just the laws of gravity when I'm ballin'.

 

[Trotsky]

I regularly carry concealed weapons for which I do not have a permit

Spoiler

 

[calavera2]

 

[SaiWa]

I Jack off in public all day, everyday

That’s against the law?????? ??

 

[44nutman]

I like to use campaign money to pay the sloots I bang, to keep quiet so my wife does not find out.
Last thing I need is the wife bitching more, she is already complaining about not sleeping due to taking care of our newborn.
Other than that I live my life by the rules of the Bible.

 

[calavera2]

That’s against the law?????? ??

I"m pretty sure its considered littering...but otherwise you should be good to go

 

[FacePunch]

If they didn't want me to drive like a cunt, they shouldn't have made RWD supercharged V8s. Blame Cadillac.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

That’s against the law?????? ??

Yea unfortunately ....
I just found out.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I should be arrested to unlawful sexiness and stealing your heart.