How much butter do you go through in a day?

[Medulla Omoplata]

I just started tallying it up with the wife and butter is expensive!
We go through about 2/3 of a pound of butter most days. So call it 4 pounds a week.

And unless it's on sale it's like 5 dollars a pound.
So we're spending like 20 bucks a week on butter
That means we spend about $1000 on butter every year.

At that price I think we are better off just buying a cow!
Do you think he could live in the garage?

How much butter do you guys use? Any tips on using less better?

 

[bubbleboyjones]

At that price you are better off just buying a cow.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I use 1/4th a pack, or one stick, about every 2 weeks.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

At that price you are better off just buying a cow.

Do you think he could live in the garage?

 

[Sycho Sid]

That is a lot of butter.

I am fat as all hell and I do not eat that much butter.

 

[My name is]

I eat out everyday so I have no clue

 

[blaseblah]

Don't use butter

 

[Tone C]

Depends if we're doing anal or not that week.

 

[bubbleboyjones]

Do you think he could live in the garage?

If its big enough most likely

 

[Clippy]

That Kraft Dinner is a hungry bitch and drinks up all my butter

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

That Kraft Dinner is a hungry bitch and drinks up all my butter

Yeah that's where like half my butter goes

 

[Midnighter]

Every morning I put a stick of butter up my bum for joint health.

 

[Clippy]

Yeah that's where like half my butter goes

There's gotta be a butter way

 

[Clippy]

OH FUCK

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

There's gotta be a butter way

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

4lbs a week? The phuk? Are you guys using it as lube or something?

 

[BisexualMMA]

Less than Marlon Brando.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

4lbs a week? The phuk? Are you guys using it as lube or something?

No but I cook my own food right and it adds up.

A little bit to fry my morning bacon and sausages in, a little bit to make pancakes with, some more melted on top of the pancakes. Couple of pieces of toast in the mid morning. Some muffins for mid day. Couple table spoons in afternoon Kraft Dinner. Use some for frying up supper. Maybe a late night grilled-cheese. Double all that for the wife, that adds up.

 

[Midnighter]

There's gotta be a butter way

 

[fordman7795]

No but I cook my own food right and it adds up.

A little bit to fry my morning bacon and sausages in, a little bit to make pancakes with, some more melted on top of the pancakes. Couple of pieces of toast in the mid morning. Some muffins for mid day. Couple table spoons in afternoon Kraft Dinner. Use some for frying up supper. Maybe a late night grilled-cheese. Double all that for the wife, that adds up.

Lol you use butter to cook bacon? Are you from another planet? This is what Mayberry has been reduced to, people talking about their excessive butter consumption.