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How has Jones seemingly stopped pulsing?

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  1. cpirish Blue Belt

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    I thought this was gonna happen throughout his life from now on? Thats how they made it sound when it came about. Surely hes passed a lot of samples since the last pulsing occurence.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. TheToqueville Banned Banned

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    Here's my thoughts.

    Keep crying and losing sleep over the fact that Jones makes your favorite fighter look like a child.

    Over a decade of dominance, fighting the best of the best, doing things no other fighter has ever done.

    Jones cares deeply about your feelings.
     
  3. Stormtrooper85 Red Belt

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    It's a convenient pass for when he fails again.

    Though if non pulsing Jones is still beating everyone it's really embarrassing for everyone else
     
  4. TRT Champion Blue Belt

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    He is only pulsing picos when he gets caught. The rest of the time, ees normal.
     
  5. lawrencel2 Blue Belt

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    It will still gradually be cleared.
     
  6. Intellidamus Title Belt

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    He either stopped using finally
    USADA is keeping it to themselves.
    Or that pesky tainted dick pill finally exited his body.
     
  7. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    I'm pretty sure he was pulsing for this fight. He just fought someone who brought it to him.
     
  8. I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!! Banned

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  9. TheToqueville Banned Banned

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    You're usually a pretty sensible guy on these forums, seems like this Jones win has got you all worked up for some reason.

    Dont worry, things will get better, I promise.
     
  10. mountainbubs White Belt

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    It’s called a “half life” it’s different for every drug and everyone’s body. USADA can detect trace amounts, which lengthens the amount of half lives you have to go through before it’s completely undetectable. It’s been like 2 years it’s probably almost completely out of his fat/blood
     
  11. Humongo Green Belt

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    Dude, every single thread I check, it's you saying the same shit. You basically spent a day trolling on an mma forum.

    I mean, you are in no position to laugh at anyone.
     
  12. I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!! Banned

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    I am a little worked up to be honest but I have been posting this picture because its funny and I thought everyone would get a laugh or two out of it.
    Don't take me too seriously.

    I hope things do get better, but if they don't I am holding you personally responsible because you promised.
     
  13. TheToqueville Banned Banned

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    Fair enough. And if I'm being honest, the pic is pretty funny. I'm a fan of anything that involves the word "cuck" haha.
     
  14. Captain Herb 10000 Likes

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    We don't know if he has or not because they won't release the results of his tests.
     
  15. Andrei Orlovski UFC black belt

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    He got pulsing cardio for days still
     
  16. Oooxente Red Belt

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    Ohh he still pulses.

    You just not seeing it...
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  17. x__stylez__x Black Belt

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    Because he’s off the juice


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  18. chillyoo Brown Belt

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    USADA doesn’t have to give the results out anymore so we will most likely never know
     
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    You’re astonishingly terrible at this gimmick. Please get some help.
     
  20. fzoid4454 Black Belt

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    The concentrations are parts per unit volume. That's why they "pulsed" or showed up when he was at the very end of his weight cut, but not other times. First time it showed up and he got suspended, he passed all the tests before and after the fight, but not the one right after weigh-in. And then that same pattern happened when he had his next noticeable result. I'm kind of surprised I have to mention this. Have people been spouting off while being completely ignorant of the circumstances?

    So, no, it wouldn't just randomly show up, any time, because that wasn't what was happening before.

    And this time, he came in lighter, weighed in under weight, and had a really easy weight cut. He wasn't badly dehydrated, so the concentration of metabolites wasn't going to be inflated like it is when he's dehydrated.
     

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