How does frozen pizza still exist?

[666]

Is it just me or has it changed? Everytime I buy one it gets worse it seems. The other day I was doing a spontaneous grocery trip and saw this Piece of shit for $5 and thought why not, don't have to worry about supper tonight.



Absolute fucking trash. This is coming from a guy who will enjoy spam on toast if I'm craving it and I don't buy spam. The only half decent frozen pizza is Motor city pizza.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[666]

That's how 2/3 of the pizza went into the trash.

Should've known by the skechy Italian looking midget on the box.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Get the cauliflower crust version.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Next time get a Costco pizza. You can buy the same one they serve in the food court but you take it home and cook it yourself.

It ain't gourmet but it's good for the money

 

[DougieJones]

There are some good ones out there. Freschetta used to make a thin crust one that was fucking great... then of course they discontinued it (replaced it with the "brick-oven" kind)


I actually kind of like those small Red Baron pizzas lol

 

[Osculater]

Damn, the pizza was still good to eat

 

[Osculater]

If it is not delivery then it is Digornio

 

[TrueBias]

If it is not delivery then it is Digornio

That is my go to, then I add shit to it.

Then I cry myself to sleep and wake up farting.


Honestly, id like to try the same thing..adding my toppings to thin crust ones.

 

[Tito Tapped]

Plenty of quality frozen pizzas exist but 5 bucks is just asking for it.

 

[gspieler]

Relatively inexpensive
Tastes anywhere from ok to good
You’ll be eating it like 20 minutes after you first realize you’re hungry

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

It's got legit dough, that makes all the difference IMO.

 

[Bobby00]

Because the world is not ready to thaw it out of existence yet.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Just pay the $20 for Dominoes delivery

 

[DaleBoca]

Somebody should tell Damian Mia it isn’t that big of a deal!

 

[italiamusica]

Some of them are pretty good, like this one which is pretty much amazing cheesy garlic bread:

 

[GSP_37]

If I'm at Costco, I'd rather get Kirkland lasagna. Didn't try food court calzone yet.

I like Totino's party pizza, the cheap one, and the flavor is not bad or maybe I just got accustomed to it from kid days.

Also like deep dish and DiGiorno stuffed crust pizza.

 

[liner]

You can get a whole ready to eat pizza from Costco for $10. They also sell frozen, Costco brand its like 3 frozen for maybe 15 bucks or so.

Grocery store frozen pizza for $5 what do you expect

 

[liner]

If I'm at Costco, I'd rather get Kirkland lasagna. Didn't try food court calzone yet.

I like Totino's party pizza, the cheap one, and the flavor is not bad or maybe I just got accustomed to it from kid days.

Also like deep dish and DiGiorno stuffed crust pizza.

The calzone from the food court is decent, worth a try for sure. I think its 6 bucks? Maybe 3 pieces of pizza is "better" but the calzone is good if you want something different

 

[Meatspin]

I dunno. Cooking a frozen pizza is way more effort than just ordering one.