How do you like to watch UFC?

i listen to it with sound on, eyes closed and imagine the big sweaty men in their tight shorts grappling each other
 
Torrenting it then watching it whenever I feel like it. I recently acquired a Fight Pass subscription anyways, going to be away from home for a few months and it's time for me to watch all the old school UFC and pride events
 
Next morning, living room, laptop with headphones, preferably alone to enjoy it the most.
 
No commentary, Upside down wearing blindfold after guzzling 6 cans of xyience
 
In the casino, at 5am local time, with pissed up gamblers who were too ugly or charmless to pull in the club earlier.

"Knock him out" is the soundtrack from the ill educated, blood thirsty crowd.

I stay sober and ready to clean house.
 
I enjoy having my Great Dane lick the soles of my feet whilst I listen to Katy Perry singing "Firework" and rubbing Ben and Jerry's phish food on my nipples.
 
With an 8 ball on the table, a beer in my hand and sherdog open for commentary and preferably no one there except my girlfriend who likes to comment it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't punch each other in the face.
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If there is a fight I have a huge stake in (An all-time fav fighter or a large bet). I prefer to watch alone. Otherwise it doesn’t matter that much. As long as I’m watching.
 
I watch it in the morning with colour and sound.
 
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