How do YOU know you're drunk?

[BEER]

I feel it in my brain. I know I'm drunk before I stumble around or any of that kind of thing.

This. Everyone is giving examples of 'wasted'. Just drunk? You just know.

I know I'm wasted when I call my ex-fiance at 2 in the morning crying. Hasn't happened yet, but it will the next time I'm hammered.

 

[Dogstarman]

I usually know I'm drunk when I start drinking.

 

[uttsada]

I start feeling warm and happy.

 

[thetruth2709]

nothing specific I guess, but I dont know why it has always clicked when Im going to piss to the bathroom, somehow walking to the bathroom it hits me "shit Im drunk" and if I have the fortune to go through that moment I start cutting on the drinks, or sit down or start dancing, just do whatever to stop drinking.... it hasnt happened in a while, I dont drink much these days

 

[TheVenom]

Everything gets a little more quiet than when I had my first few beers; this is me before I'm TOO far gone. After a while, I have to stay very close to my friends or I won't find them. Everyone starts to look alike to me.

 

[Rhood]

When shitty music that you would never in your life listen to suddenly becomes danceable.

 

[Blond]

-Get crazy cravings to go for a smoke. By the time i get to my third cigarette i'm usually wasted.
-Have conversations about stupidest shit and don't get bored.
-Go to take a piss every 5 seconds.
-Oh and when i say something standard and everyone is either smiling/or laughing.

 

[Thrawn33]

When I'm driving its a drink to hour ratio. I do my best to keep it no more than 1:1 anything more than that and I get paranoid about being pulled over. (Only drove drunk once in my life when I was 18, never again)

When I'm not driving I don't even worry about it. So long as I have 6 hours to sleep it off the next day.

 

[IAC]

When I start enjoying the company of people that I'm not that fond of.

 

[meshuggah]

i tend to notice only when there is a lul in the activity of the night, a small moment to reflect - and i realise that things arent making much sense and my neck doesnt seem to support my head as well any more....

that's when im pretty cut

but when im fun-drunk, im louder, laugh more, dance, and make really really badly mixed drinks.

 

[heavyarms21]

When I think that my wife has multiplied