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How do i say goodbye to a computer......

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Danger Dave, Nov 3, 2020.

  1. Danger Dave Covid cant make it past my 2% alcohol body shield.

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    My main computer has served me well for the last few years. I put it through hell. The sun is setting on this brave champion.

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  2. Eiffel-sixtyFight Banned Banned

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    Install limewire
     
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  3. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    Giving your computer teh AIDS is a cruel way to say goodbye.
     
  4. Fugazy You sure about that, that that’s why? Double Yellow Card

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    Put it in a wood chipper, then dump in your nearest lake.
     
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  5. fungi rl

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  6. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Just byte the bullet.
     
  7. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    Don’t let the fbi find it. You pervert.
     
  8. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Give it to Hunter Biden, he'll take it from there.
     
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  9. Hydraulic press
    Slow, sadistic and oh so satisfying
     
  10. TS wants to GET RID of said computer
     
  11. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    You can still hire three out of the four Boyz II Men js
     
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  12. Wreckless Brown Belt

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  13. Darth_Inv1ctu5 Yellow Card

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    Only one way holmes
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  14. TheNinja Gold Belt

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  15. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    What's wrong with it?
     
  16. Chesten_Hesten Sling'n Lead & Slapp'n Pussies, Ya Dig?

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    Convert the image to virtual, then install and run from inside the new computer like that thing from Total recall
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  17. genecop Steel Belt

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    Donate it to an adult video store..
     
  18. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Just be sure to pull the hard drive out and smash it before getting rid of it.
     
  19. Clippy I am the liqour

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    Stick your penis in it
     
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  20. Provocateur Red Belt

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    If you can actually fit your penis in any of the holes on a computer you might as well just kill yourself now.
     
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