How come no one tries to tickle their opponents.

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  1. JoeHoganKush**

    JoeHoganKush** Banned Banned

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    If i was Jones when he was in trouble against Vitor, i would have tickled him to try to break that armbar. Im sure a lot of the fighters are easy to tickle, i mean really who isnt.
     
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    Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    This changes everything... Start everyone all over with a 0-0 record in light of this new revelation.
     
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    Oh man, this cracked me up.
     
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    That's what I would do.
     
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    feedhimbrah Orange Belt

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  6. MilesAbove

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    I always joke about this.... but seriously, I use to tickle guys while rolling. It works great when people are cracked out on adrenaline. Problem is that during a fight those receptors aren't firing (just in case anyone was actually wondering why more people don't try it.
     
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    A bj is more effective. IMO
     
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    I think fighters should spank their opponents more...kind of like Randy did against Tito.
     
  9. Joseph Budden

    Joseph Budden Banned Banned

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    Ya whats funny is licking your opponent isn't against the rules either. There are plenty of times where a good lick to face/eyes could be helpful
     
  10. Straight G

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    It's a fight, not a twelve year old girl slumber party & if a guy can block out elbows to the ribs, he can block out tickles as easily as he can piss in a toilet.
     
  11. Straight G

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    Why don't fighters poke their opponent in the ribs really hard?
     
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    jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    Why does nobody smear poop in their opponents eyes? I mean it's right there, in their assholes. All they've gotta do is squeeze some out and grab a handful.
     
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    I've thought about this a lot. I'm REALLY ticklish and I bet there's some fighters out there that are ticklish too.

    If I had someone in a leg lock or something and they got a hold of my foot and tickled it I'm 100% I'd let go. Same goes for if I had a D'Arce or something and they tickled my armpits
     
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    dickcheney Gold Belt

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    you kinda got to be open for a tickle for it to be effective...
     
  15. Mr. Hammer

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    This thread tickled me.
     
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    Worst post I've read today.
     
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    hahahah
     
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    seanb1979 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    ive seen some great opportunities for wet willies that im surprised people pass up so easily
     
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    There are some pressure points my wife knows that they due to people in comas to try and elicit a response..One is like right behind the jaw line...They all hurt like fuck all, I wonder why people don't use those?
     
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    this thread is hilarious
    I can't read this post without rolling damn this "shit" is funnyyyyyyyy and the Takayama avatar makes it even more funny for some reason.
     

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