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  1. Slick_36 Bad Man from Borger, Texas

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    So I reached in to my girlfriends popcorn and ruined her Christmas. She hit me and spit in my face, then kicked me out and broke up with me later. I moved across the country to be here with her, I have no friends or family and I sold my car to get here. Just got a job, maybe a second one too that has been what I've been wanting to do for years. I don't want to go back home empty handed again. I don't know what to do.

    Does anyone know how homeless shelters work? Any advice?
     
  2. First things first, you have to fuck her mom to get even.
     
  3. Slick_36 Bad Man from Borger, Texas

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    Her mom is 70. I think I'm done with women after this. Just going to focus on myself.
     
  4. Zer Steel Belt

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    She abused you and broke up with you because you put your hand in her popcorn?

    There was a dick in that popcorn bro ...
     
  5. Slick_36 Bad Man from Borger, Texas

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    She has a gluten allergy and has got upset with me a few times over the past few months for reaching for her food. I made the mistake of thinking that having just washed my hands made it ok.
     
  6. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    What city are you in?
     
  7. Slick_36 Bad Man from Borger, Texas

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    Thirty minutes outside of Portland.
     
  8. Watermelonfresh Purple Belt

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    my brother is done with women as well. maybe you two can hook up and see where it goes?

    age? location? stats?
     
  9. HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Dude...

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  10. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    I used to live in Portland and you don't want to go to a homeless shelter there. In fact steer clear of Portland all together. Get a cheap Walmart tent and live in the woods for awhile
     
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    Not polite reaching in ppls food.
     
  13. daPROFESSOR Green Belt

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    Why do u suppose they tell you not to feed the bears
     
  14. HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    TS, but seriously, you have to fuck her Mom.
     
  15. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    o_O Umm, wat???
     
  16. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    She sounds terrible.

    Broom her.
     
  17. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    Also you should've filled the popcorn with uppercuts.
     
  18. SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    is popcorn a secret term for ass hole?
     
  19. weed ベルセルク

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    or her friend's pants or something?
     
  20. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Seems like your life has been a series of recently bad decisions. Homeless shelters suck. If you have jobs, I'd stay in a cheap ass motel at least.
     
  21. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Seems like the relationship was otherwise on strong foundations if it took something as terrible as touching her food to end it as dramatically as it did. Definitely the type of relationship to completely alter your life for and sell your car.
     

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