Home Depot started selling Medieval weapons on their website

[PEB]

Sword's battle axes an more but the comments underneath is .

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• "My lawn gnome is now my loyal squire. Home Depot's Stainless Steel William Wallace Sword transformed my mundane chores in epic quests... Ask the cashier about the dragon repellent warranty."
• "Freedom! Used this against my lord of land and no longer (have) to pay my due... for this month."
• "Very effective against landlords. Way better investment than rent."
• "This piece of steel saved my life when I found myself in 1300 A.D."

Home Depot is selling medieval swords and the online comments are ð¥

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www.cincinnati.com

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Trademark-Stainless-Steel-William-Wallace-Medieval-Sword-w-Sheath-Silver-20-901117/320830717

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Design-Toscano-Violet-le-Duc-Medieval-Knight-Cast-Iron-Battle-Pick-Axe-Trio-Sculpture-SP91348/327466991

 

[BisexualMMA]

The craziest rebranding since Onlyfans tried to pretend that's where people post their favorite recipes and shit.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Clicked on it. The eyes wide shut Zebra Mask is a little much.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ye Olde Castle Depot?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Been looking for a quick and easy place to get my medieval weaponry

 

[syct23]

Goes to Home Depot with wife to buy some new plants for spring.

Walks out with Sun Flowers and 23” Sarissa Phalanx Spear…

I’ll allow it.

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

Goes to Home Depot with wife to buy some new plants for spring.

Walks out with Sun Flowers and 23” Sarissa Phalanx Spear…

I’ll allow it.

And likely one less wife. Win-win-win!

 

[Osculater]

Walks in as a handyman and walks out as a level 50 barbarian

 

[Contempt]

Sweet... something to show off to my first dates!!!

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

The craziest rebranding since Onlyfans tried to pretend that's where people post their favorite recipes and shit.

Crazier considering that everyone knows that’s Pornhubs thing..

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

A short thrusting sword is actually a good home defence option. A claymore or a battle axe is dumb. You're not going to get a good swing in a hallway.

But a shortsword gives you a huge advantage over a knife wielding attacker.

 

[blaseblase]

Been looking for a quick and easy place to get my medieval weaponry

Kult of Athena: Medieval Weapons, Armor, Clothing & More

Kult Of Athena offers a huge selection of swords and other weapons from the ancient Bronze Age up until the first World War.

www.kultofathena.com

 

[Slobodan]

Anyone remember that poster that talked about his medieval sword collection and whether he should mention it on his dates?

 

[Batjester]

Anyone remember that poster that talked about his medieval sword collection and whether he should mention it on his dates?

I thought that was you?

 

[Slobodan]

I thought that was you?

 

[William Huggins]

The craziest rebranding since Onlyfans tried to pretend that's where people post their favorite recipes and shit.

But I signed up to Debbie does interesting things with custard!?!!?!

 

[NickNick]

I'm guessing they are similar quality to this sword

 

[Tone C]

Anyone remember that poster that talked about his medieval sword collection and whether he should mention it on his dates?

@Contempt obviously did .

Well played sir, well played, subtle.

 

[Slobodan]

@Contempt obviously did .

Well played sir, well played, subtle.

Heh I see his comment now but the poster I'm thinking is from a couple of years ago

 

[Tone C]

Heh I see his comment now but the poster I'm thinking is from a couple of years ago

Yea, I remember the thread.