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Count Zero said:
Ahh ok, got the impression it was a longer timespan than that.

Still, tho - the longer it goes on the worse it's gonna be. For you and both girls involved. Maybe you don't have to tell 1 there's someone else but you need to make it clear you two won't be hooking up anymore. You have to do this before 2 thinks you and her are dating or whatever, because no matter how careful you are and no matter how little overlap your social circles have, there is a chance she will find out you're taking another girl to pound town and then you're done, son.
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What makes you think he will "be done, son" if they find out about each other? That sounds like advice from someone who has never been there. I have been in this situation many many times where the girls find out about eachother, once even red handed, and never once have both of them not come back within a few weeks.
 
sub_thug said:
TS didn't set expectations from the get-go. He could have kept this really casual and had the freedom to "talk to" as many women as he wanted, but he's giving off vibes that he wants to lock it down. Now, he probably has to break it off with one of them.
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Negative, woman are amazing at believing what they want to believe. Even if you make it clear in the beginning, they will grow more attached as time goes by and try to lock you down. Also he certainly doesnt have to break up with one,but it will become progressively harder to keep everyone happy and the more attached they get and the more babes you add to the rotation.
 
Getting my dick sucked by a chick friend of mine while I was blackout drunk and then a friend who threw the party posting pics of us on Facebook the next day. I had a lot of bullshitting and explaining to do to my gf at the time.
 
Swoliosis said:
Getting my dick sucked by a chick friend of mine while I was blackout drunk and then a friend who threw the party posting pics of us on Facebook the next day. I had a lot of bullshitting and explaining to do to my gf at the time.
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Sounds like you were raped bro
 
Oh noo I've got to many girls to keep up with what do I do

Screw you man

Jk keep being awesome
 
Um, girl #1 is clearly a clairvoyant witch.

She's going to voodoo doll hack your pee pee off.
 
johnyboy said:
Oh noo I've got to many girls to keep up with what do I do

Screw you man

Jk keep being awesome
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Yeah this. Just enjoy it bruh.

Not that I'm proud if it, but I've been caught a few times. The worst I think was having one GF banging on my door non stop for like 20 mn, while I was in inside with my other GF.

Don't know how I pulled it off, but I managed to sell some BS about ''please do not make a sound; it's my crazy neighbor that is looking for trouble because we made noise earlier; if I go open the door it's going to get ugly, etc.''.

Had cold sweat that night. I ended up getting caught eventually and one of them gave me a slap that literally KOd me standing for a couple of seconds. Couldn't hear from one side for like a week.

Me ear is ok now tho.
 
I feel bad for that utterly impractical comment. Here is a more practical one.

Were you, in fact, too busy for a girlfriend with your work and study and training? How much less busy are you and how will things work if girl #2 comes with a 2 hour round trip to see her attached?

That's still not practical though. This is practical.




Edit: obviously switch genders in that advice.
 
I like what I see in the cliffs. I will be reading this thread later.
 
Toastytoy said:
What makes you think he will "be done, son" if they find out about each other? That sounds like advice from someone who has never been there. I have been in this situation many many times where the girls find out about eachother, once even red handed, and never once have both of them not come back within a few weeks.
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I think you're the statistical outlier here. Ask a thousand people what normally happens in this situation - I guarantee many more say "you're done" than "they'll come back".
 
I was in a similar situation last summer. I was in on the cusp of living the next best few months of single life. Girl#1 was a girl I took out on a few dates but nothing ever came of it despite having a real good connection. Girl#2 was a girl I took out for one date the year before but never spoke to after but was recently asking about me to our mutual friend. Girl#3 was an acquaintance of mine who I started talking to more often. Anyways, I was at a party and Girl#1 was there, we talk, catch up and I find out she's moved my city. I tell her we should chill considering she's so close and boom had a weekend planned. Girl#2 starts talking to our mutual friend asking her how I'm doing and if I'm still single. Mutual friend tells me she wants me to take her out again, I say sure and there it is, another date scheduled in. Girl#3 is paramedic student who's often busy and is hard to make plans with. We meet up at a party and she tells me she's off for a whole week coming up, to which I respond by offering to take her to the movies.

Now in my mind, I'm already envisioning myself banging all 3 of them. Or at least 1 of them. Out of nowhere, Girl#4 messages me on Facebook. I haven't spoken to her in 7 years and we hardly talked to begin with. Now this girl is the hottest of all 4 and the coolest. But she always came off as someone that played hard to get or someone who just doesn't care for relationships. We chat for a bit and eventually I was able to pencil her in for a date. Six weeks later, she became my girlfriend and I couldn't be happier.

What I'm trying to say is; hang out with girl#2 and get a feel for how she is. And if she is as magnificent as you say she is, then the decision to drop girl#1 will be even easier. I had to drop 3 hotties for my current gf and I don't regret the decision at all.
 
Wadtucket said:
Sounds like you were raped bro
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The pics weren't of us messing around, just really 'friendly' with each other which I don't remember anyone taking. She wasn't ugly either so my gf at the time started throwing every kind of question and had to BS my way out of it.
 
I'd keep bangin #1 while also going after #2 up until I only want to have sex with 1 girl. Wish I was as lucky as you.
 
sangreporsangre said:
Yea, this is my life. Major commitment issues, but love the company of several women. I'm not just banging them once and not calling back, treating them like crap or anything. It's like, I'll be your boyfriend when we're together. But then when you go home, it's sort of "until next time". I probably need a shrink.

I love that society has recently added this relationship status called "talking to", like "I'm talking to this guy" means we're hanging out, fucking and texting but we're not exclusively dating. So in recent years my MO has been to "talk to" several ladies at once. So last year, I started working crazy hours, I was even harder to pin down then normal, so I was doing pretty good for myself.

When my father passed away in October, these girls all felt so bad for me, so they all wanted to come to the funeral. So these 4 girls come, all black girls lmao so they all stick out at the funeral, and everyone knew what the deal was. Combined with my 2 baby mothers and a few female friends (a couple of whom I "talked to" in years past), the tension was pretty thick, didn't get too too awkward because it was a funeral. But consequences were never the same after that, at least for a couple of them.
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Well damn :eek:
 
Lone Coyote said:
Define ugly
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The girl I was with demanded I make a choice on the spot. I said(lied) that I hardly knew the girl with her parents and did not know where she was getting the boyfriend stuff because we were just acquaintances. Girl 2 could hardly speak and was in tears. Said all this sentinental shit that set Girl 1 off. She grabs ahold of her while I stood back and watch the parents pry her off. As I walked off with Girl 1 her father cursed me out and threatened me. All in the middle of a crowded mall. I still managed to smooth things out with both girls and continue to date both. I still keep in touch with Girl 1 to this day.
 
Lone Coyote said:
If true, you've got some skills. Great story
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Lol ranks pretty low for me. I actually dated Girl 2's friend after. I once convinced a girl to give me money which I used to take another girl to a concert. Dated best friends. Dated best friends and lied to both turning them against each other then left them both for another woman. Got several women to leave a significant other for me only to leave them. Nearly got a barley legal chick a beatdown. Convinced her to be the side woman when she knew I had a girlfriend. Stupid harlot got bold and commented me on FB had to move heaven and earth to stop my girlfriend and her friends from putting her 6 ft under. Sure more will come to mind.
 
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