News Heroic Woman Sucks A Robber's Wiener, Distracting Him Until The Police Arrives

[Simple Southerner]

Thread of the year thus far

 

[Contempt]

I’ve been bored here me whole life.

Right. This almost sounds like rape.
Did he consent?
#metoo

Where is here?

 

[WTF2008]

Where I am. Why do you care?

 

[therealdope]

Took a lot of balls to pull a move like that.

 

[thehighking]

Nobody suspects she might be an accomplice?

 

[Osculater]

She has a good head on her shoulder

 

[PurpleStorm]

Nobody suspects she might be an accomplice?

It's possible he offered his honor. She honored his offer. She got cold feet. Figured the real heat was on its way. She came in through the back door. Led him straight to the scene. The cops exploded in and did their business.

 

[thehighking]

It's possible he offered his honor. She honored his offer. She got cold feet. Figured the real heat was on its way. She came in through the back door. Led him straight to the scene. The cops exploded in and did their business.

Or possibly two brain dead robbers decided to have sex on the crime scene because they're degenerate criminals. They both got caught and she made up a story that she was just trying to keep him busy until the cops came...

 

[sissypunch]

Crime does pay

 

[Contempt]

Where I am. Why do you care?

I was just curious. You said it was boring.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Or possibly two brain dead robbers decided to have sex on the crime scene because they're degenerate criminals. They both got caught and she made up a story that she was just trying to keep him busy until the cops came...

Yup

 

[Midnighter]

I should do this next time

Hey uh...tell me what gas station you frequent.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Did he finish..?

 

[GergreG]

Or possibly two brain dead robbers decided to have sex on the crime scene because they're degenerate criminals. They both got caught and she made up a story that she was just trying to keep him busy until the cops came...

Did she blow the cops as well?

I think she actually works at the gas station but they don't want to create a congo line of robbers at the station by admitting as much.

 

[Bia]

robber blew it

 

[Deleted member 579584]

Hey uh...tell me what gas station you frequent.

Speedway

 

[Otto!]

This is why we steal

 

[Bacco]

 

[Tone C]

Nobody suspects she might be an accomplice?

A-cum-police

 

[Goon Dog]

Fill ‘er up ...with premium.