International Helicopter Carrying Iranian President Crashes ***UPDATE: President Dead***

[emefer]

A repurposed space shuttle Challenger accident joke. I'll approve it.

Nah, a repurposed Jim O’Brien joke.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Crash site footage has been made available, though really a single photo says it all.

putin is in awe of the ingenuity. "you mean there are ways other than windows?!"

 

[Fox by the Sea]

The minister of foreign affairs that also died was a very smart and capable guy.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Israel has already denied any involvement. Given that Mossad's usual idea of plausibal denialibilty is to not take a selfie with the victim's corpse, I'm inclined to believe this was just a happy accident.

 

[Goatenstein]

Why are the tough gun owners so afraid of WW3? Oh yeah it's because they're pussies deep down.

 

[Belaya Smert]

That certainly doesn’t stabilize the area

 

[Brigfa2]

Why are the tough gun owners so afraid of WW3? Oh yeah it's because they're pussies deep down.

Because owning a gun doesn't mean you want a war or kill people.

 

[Brigfa2]

This reminded me clown Morgan Freeman calling Trump a terrorist for killing Qassem Soleimani while Qassem and Obama killed millions of people in the middle east

 

[Belaya Smert]

Why are the tough gun owners so afraid of WW3? Oh yeah it's because they're pussies deep down.

Any person that condones nuclear proliferation regardless of their stance on nuance issues like firearm ownership; is an idiot.
At least you two can relate.

 

[Ruprecht]

Hadn't followed this, but I saw a news update at work which started off, "Iranian President's Helicopter suffers hard landing" then flashed to a drone shot of a blackened blast mark on the side of a mountain.
Hard not to think they were taking the piss.

 

[USA!USA!]

Helicopter crashes are nasty business.

There was no doubt they were all dead when there was no contact.

Horrible way to go.

Almost as bad as being hung for being gay.

Good riddance to the cavemen.

 

[Joe Mama]

Just read that they found his head and shoulders in the wreckage confirming that he had dandruff.

Christa McAullife called - she wants her insensitive joke back.

 

[Red Dragoniop]

how's the helicopter???

 

[RemyR]

It all makes sense now...

 

[Seano]

Why are the tough gun owners so afraid of WW3? Oh yeah it's because they're pussies deep down.

Yeah, whats wrong with WW3, you pussies? Real men want WW3.

 

[Rholk]

Bit of a dick move by turkey
But since it's Iran, who cares

 

[Scerpi]

Why are the tough gun owners so afraid of WW3? Oh yeah it's because they're pussies deep down.

I'm not afraid

Radiation is great for the skin...

lol

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

The helicopter crash was caused by a fog that obstructed visibility.

"The Jooooooos control the weather!"

 

[Andy Capp]

a little bit of rain falls in the desert so they're gonna call off the search for their countries prime minister?

and the search and rescue workers are going missing trying to find the plane that gone missing?

something doesn't add up here. brb gonna build my bunker.

Nothing to do with the thread topic but I would too. If they're in a mountainous area there could easily be flash floods. Sounds a likely end for the missing rescue workers, sadly.

 

[emefer]

"Compensate" implies I gave a fuck what you or anyone else thinks about me.

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