Have you had a good laugh today?

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  1. Sonny Qc

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    http://fightstate.com/27-dumbest-and-most-entertaining-mma-quotes/4/
    I Lol'd hard
    Goldberg will always have the first place in this categories but some other are priceless

    “He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!” – Ken Shamrock
    “I’ve got fresh guys coming on me every five minutes.” – GSP
    “He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg
    “Kimbo is the Tiger Woods of MMA.” – Frank Shamrock
     
  2. Sonny Qc

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    do you have other not on that list?
     
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    90% of the game is half mental.----- Tim sylvia
     
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    90% of the game is half mental.----- Tim sylvia
     
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    His precision is really precise...
     
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    Him and Joe try and see who can yell the loudest because I guess they did not tell them the microphone is Amplified. After listening to Brian Stan and Dan Hardy I wish Joe,Goldy, and Bruce Buffer would go ahead and pack their shit and move on. I am so over that yelling
     
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    Lmfao to all of those
     
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    90% of the game is half mental- Kenny Florian
     
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    I can't remember what fight it was, but I recall cracking up with my friends when Goldie said "he would have been taken down if the cage wasn't there" in reference to a fighter being backed up against the cage. It was a total "no shit, Sherlock" moment.
     
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    "I'm gonna beat you into a living death" Kenny Florian
     
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    I think those quotes belong to Kenny Florian.
     
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    TS you misspelled Kenny Florian about 4 times
     
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    "Shaken, not stirred" - Kenny Florian
     
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    these quotes make perfect sense if you don't think about it
     
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    well some of these guys get beat in the head for a living hahah
     
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    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    some of these are only bad in hindsight. Thats lame,this is a sport full of dumb ass braindead caveman quotes,they should leave the hindsight ones out.
     

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