Have you had a good laugh today?

[kammfreudenstei]

"Shaken, not stirred" - Kenny Florian

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law

 

[TheLuckiest]

I can't remember what fight it was, but I recall cracking up with my friends when Goldie said "he would have been taken down if the cage wasn't there" in reference to a fighter being backed up against the cage. It was a total "no shit, Sherlock" moment.

Sick AV. What'd you think about Polaris?

 

[SteelHeems]

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law

Also expert shoe repair

 

[HadoukenHendo]

Getting in on a fighter (with footwork) with a longer reach when you have a shorter reach gives you the reach advantage, Goldie is oddly correct.

 

[kammfreudenstei]

Also expert shoe repair

and real estate

 

[dmwalking]

The Tito Ortiz commentary is the best for sure.

 

[Ironman70.3]

Goldberg said during the Couture or Tito fight "look he's taking a book out of chucks chapter"

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[Calipwnia]

http://fightstate.com/27-dumbest-and-most-entertaining-mma-quotes/4/
I Lol'd hard
Goldberg will always have the first place in this categories but some other are priceless

“He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!” – Ken Shamrock
“I’ve got fresh guys coming on me every five minutes.” – GSP
“He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg
“Kimbo is the Tiger Woods of MMA.” – Frank Shamrock

Ahahaha thanks TS

 

[Calipwnia]

"He's showing great flexibility in his bones, Joe"

 

[mikehunt]

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I can be UFC champ - Ryan Bader.

Hahahahaha

 

[domd1018]

Sick AV. What'd you think about Polaris?

A masterpiece, as expected. Phenomenal live too, 100% checking them out next time they come around

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

" one of the greatest light heavyweights...of the night "

- tito