One time I was at a pistons game getting a hot dog. I spilled some mustard on my Nike shirt, next thing I know I see a bunch of Asians taking pictures of me saying “ooh Michael Jordan!”
Everyone was looking. It was humiliating
Messed up thing is I’m not even fast and explosive , and I have hair
Lol remind me the douche "fan" who thought Phil Davis was Jon Jones and Phil just rolled with ItOne time I was at a pistons game getting a hot dog. I spilled some mustard on my Nike shirt, next thing I know I see a bunch of Asians taking pictures of me saying “ooh Michael Jordan!”
Everyone was looking. It was humiliating
Messed up thing is I’m not even fast and explosive , and I have hair
View media item 31179yeah man, the chicks always think I'm @Clippy , & the moment I tell them I'm not, they treat me like shit.
it hurts man.
in my reflection
I hold tight, my erection
far from perfection
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I gotsta get back on my rhyming haikus. maybe back into 'shopping too.
did these same people ever have a no gi class in England ? got a ''you remind me of Forest Griffin'' once or twice, same size and build, and I had those beige/brown Sprawl shorts, and that's as close as I get as a look a like imoI was told I look like rich franklin in the change room after BJJ class
I don't
I went to a Star Wars convention and loads of people kept complimenting me on my Jabba the Hutt costume. Bastards, I wasn't in fancy dress.
It’s uncanny.I always get mistaken for Brock Lesnar. I think the only giveaway is I don’t have any tattoos. I’m just a jacked white boy and I’m used to it