Hardest you have ever laughed...

[Zer]

One time we told my buddy we would pay him 40 if he ate a HUGE prehistoric looking grasshopper soaked in formaldehyde (we were supposed to disect) this guy fucking shoved the whole thing must have been 7 inches long into his mouth and eventually chomps it down.... Which was hilarious in itself but even funnier after everyone started disecting these things and saw all the gross innards that were inside. On top of that after our teacher figured out what he did she yelled "ROB HOW STUPID ARE YOU... THOSE GRASSHOPPERS HAVE BEEN SOAKING IN CANCER CAUSING AGENTS FOR 20 YEARS"

Hehehe. Brah, tell me he ended up getting cancer

 

[mikecello]

At the end of Titanic.

 

[diazisawesome**]

One time we told my buddy we would pay him 40 if he ate a HUGE prehistoric looking grasshopper soaked in formaldehyde (we were supposed to disect) this guy fucking shoved the whole thing must have been 7 inches long into his mouth and eventually chomps it down.... Which was hilarious in itself but even funnier after everyone started disecting these things and saw all the gross innards that were inside. On top of that after our teacher figured out what he did, she yelled "ROB HOW STUPID ARE YOU... THOSE GRASSHOPPERS HAVE BEEN SOAKING IN CANCER CAUSING AGENTS FOR 20 YEARS" (or something very similar)

Don't know if he ever got the money

damn man thats great

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Thats the only movie I have ever seen in the theaters 3 times. I think its so funny because most people can relate to most if not all of the situations and conversations. It feels like they taped my life from 13-15 years old. I still watch it a few times a year.

It's a really good movie, I think one of the funniest bits was at the beginning when Seth picks up Evan and goes "man you're so lucky you got to suck on those tits" then Evan goes "yea well at least you got to suck your dad's dick".

 

[BEER]

Eddie Murphy's Delirious had me in tears.

 

[JonnyRingo84]

one of my friends claimed, at a party, that "girls pee out of their asses." he was 23 at the time, and really believed what he was saying. i was seriously in pain. i thought that i had broken a rib laughing. hes 30 now, and everyone still brings it up.

 

[Car]

Robot Chicken Starwars edition episode 2 when luke sees the snow Wampa having trouble reaching his keys with one arm and eventually they make eye contact

 

[HIMBOB]

First time I smoked was just before I saw Austin Powers 1.
That opening dancing scene killed me.

I drove all my mates nuts that day but had a friggin ball.

 

[Car]

My little brother has made me break down in tears from laughter numerous times. The best one I can remember though was when we were in walmart. This dude was hanging out in the video game section and he walks up behind him and does the robot. The robot wouldn't have been funny, but him having his dry lips tucked to show his teeth and licking his teeth was. And this was a really good robot. I was on the floor for like 5 minutes getting dirty looks and all.

Lol

 

[thetruth2709]

I just discovered this gem of a video two days ago. I've watched it 5 times now and each time is funnier than the previous watch. Hardest I've laughed in a long time! Must watch the entire video. Your welcome Sherdog.

dude maybe we have a very different sense of humor but I watch it up to the 2 minute mark and I just didnt want to waste another minute of my life, I dont know what was the laughable part

 

[Fizzee Water]

The hardest I've ever laughed in my life was the first time I saw "Kingpin"

The final showdown between Woody and Bill Murray with the comb-overs had me laughing so hard for like 10 minutes straight I seriously couldn't breathe and I thought I was going to die.

 

[Car]

Would you look at that Would you look at that Would you look at that

 

[TheSauce]

my neighbor was drunk driving at 1pm and drove through his garage . he was blasting mariachi music and was slowly coming up his drive way. instead of hitting the breaks he kept a steady 5mph and crashed through the door. i was on my backyard deck at the time and i laughed until i could no longer produce laughter.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

my neighbor was drunk driving at 1pm and drove through his garage . he was blasting mariachi music and was slowly coming up his drive way. instead of hitting the breaks he kept a steady 5mph and crashed through the door. i was on my backyard deck at the time and i laughed until i could no longer produce laughter.

It's funny how the music played in certain situations can make it so much funnier

When I was 15 I worked at McDonalds for a few months , one night these guys came through drive through absolutely cranking Little Spanish Flea, for some reason all of us cooking in the back just lost it and cracked up big time



This song cracks me up for some reason

 

[Squirting Gun]

It's a really good movie, I think one of the funniest bits was at the beginning when Seth picks up Evan and goes "man you're so lucky you got to suck on those tits" then Evan goes "yea well at least you got to suck your dad's dick".

Im laughing just remembering this part, shit was so random it caught me off guard. I was also sitting next to my good friend who had a hot mom that we used to always talk about which made it better.

So many good parts in that movie. I was the kid running like Jonah Hill in the PE scene even though I wasnt fat. My buddy used to interrupt classes like Johna Hill did in the soccer scene and like Fogell in the science class. We also had that conversation about liking to see dick actually go in the vagina and how lesbian porn wasnt for us. Dont get me wrong lesbian porn is great but you gotta see some penetration going on. Holy shit that was awkward but funny as fook.

 

[HARRISON_3]

I just discovered this gem of a video two days ago. I've watched it 5 times now and each time is funnier than the previous watch. Hardest I've laughed in a long time! Must watch the entire video. Your welcome Sherdog.

Hmmm. Not sure where the funny part is. To each his own, I guess.

 

[HARRISON_3]

It's funny how the music played in certain situations can make it so much funnier

When I was 15 I worked at McDonalds for a few months , one night these guys came through drive through absolutely cranking Little Spanish Flea, for some reason all of us cooking in the back just lost it and cracked up big time



This song cracks me up for some reason

That is funny. In fact, I remember that song was in a Simpsons episode once...

 

[bootsy]

I was at the CNE on LSD when I was 17. Me and my buddy went on The Zipper...

 

[elmo_1968]

A Steven Wright concert was the hardest I ever laughed, but your story about a cut-up friend reminded me of a HS friend who always had a comeback.

Another friend was telling about some guys who were drinking beer and had a belching contest and one of them lets this impressively long belch and at the end of it his eyes get real big and he finishes by puking all over the place. Well, in HS this is a good enough story, but Dan gives the teller an impatient look and says "So did he win?".

 

[The_Renaissance]

All of mine wouldn't sound funny at all unless you were there.

All 'high/on a comedown from something with a group of mates and someone blurts out the most weird, unimaginable thing' moments.

Once in a hostel in Argentina, my mate I was with made me laugh so hard at something fairly inoccuous that I spewed red wine on the spot!