Hardest you have ever laughed...

Same guy in my prior post. 7th grade we were all sitting listening to our teachers lecture in a small Jr.High weight room. The door opens and low and behold it's an office messenger with a pink-slip, and this girl has an obeseity problem. No really, I mean WHALE fat even at age 13. The kind of at you know isn't because of bad diet but because of a genetic disorder. Well the class is completely silent when she walks in and my friend, i shit you not, whispers.... 'earthquake' and everyone heard it. I had to keep tears from falling down my face. When she left all the girls rifled him with their words about how he was so mean.
 
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Freshman year my buddy and I almost shit ourselves laughing numerous times. Almost got kicked out of summer school for it too. Why were we laughing? The story wouldn't make sense to anyone, not even myself. But we were 14 and 15 during that time. We were young teenagers. The age between leaving the end of childhood (skateboards, magazines, pipedrems) and becoming a young adult, discovering yourself in an older world. We all went through something similar in Jr.High. We developed a strong friendship during 12 and 13 and now we had to go through the motions all over again at a new school.

The pressure weighed down on us when we became freshman so we stuck together like brothers. Joined the Football team like everybody else. I fell in love from a distance with a girl in one of my classes. I was always looking at her and trying to find an excuse to talk to her. Just trying to get those scraps that a Freshman can to feel visible to those around him.

Social groups were already forming and we didn't know what to do. But we both tried our best to keep our spirits up. If anyone fucked with him, they fucked with me. And vice-versa. Even made another brother from such display of loyalty. The laughter during these years was the best I'll ever have. Because the laughter then still had a flicker of the children we use to be combined with a mind that knew its juvenile rebelliousness was on its death bed. We laughed to burn what was remaining of that child fuel as much we could before a new school completely transformed us all over again.

We're still friends even though we are very different. We took seperate paths after Sophomore year. I was one of his only friends that visited him when he got locked up even though we hadn't talked much before then. Our friendship goes in spurts because such are things when you're older. I'm going to his moms house this Friday actually for his sisters birthday. I'm hoping he's there. It's like rewinding time when we hangout, except we're drinking beer and have our own stories now. Sometimes we even break out the skateboards searching for where those laughs escaped to. Hoping we'll find just one left inside, because just one would make all the difference.

If you look back at your friendships during these times and you aren't a little bit sad when thinking about it, then you missed out. Friendships like that are few and far between.

Sorry for the buzzkill. Gonna take a shot of whiskey for it.
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Goddamn that was sweet, you romantic bastard.
 
Here's another one. 7th grade. We were dumbshit trouble makers. We are late to PE and instead of going where the class is, we flip over all the bleachers on the soccer field. Our dumbasses don't realize our class is watching from a distance on the other field. Our teacher yells at us to come over so we do. We didn't get in trouble thankfully because he was a cool teacher.

Same class another day... everyone is playing basketball for PE. Well my friend and I were some original trolls. We decided to get the basketball bag, you know those bags made out of that mesh the PE teachers always carry around. Well we create this idea to steal all the basketballs.

First we take from the girls, they don't care. Finally with some effort we steal all but 4 basketballs while the other kids stand around and talk. We steal another one. The games merge. We steal another one. The games merge. Finally there's two big games of basketball going on. But they are onto us and stop the game anytime we are near.

My friend finally waits long enough and grabs a rebound. While they are pleading with him to give it back he steals the other one and throws it in the bag im guarding. He puts the bag over his shoulder, and mind you he's about 4foot10 at this age, he was short. This little vietnamese kid with a dozen basketball over his shoulder, looks like a Santa Clause mother fucker has the WHOLE ENTIRE PE class chasing him. I'm laughing on the basketball courts while he runs around on the field while all the kids, even the girls, are chasing him. The whole fucking class is pissed off and he's outrunning them all with the huge bag over his shoulder. I revel in delight. Our plan was successful.
 
squat said:
Smoked for the first time in 3 years, got completely stoned, went into a mexican restaurant, and laughed for a solid 40 minutes. The waitress thought I was laughing at her because she was pregnant. I was just too stoned.

Note: I don't laugh uncontrollably when stoned anymore, it took a bit of time to remaster that skill.
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Had that happen to me on my first time in a pool hall, it was such an awesome feeling. Really sucks that it hasn't happened again.
 
So I go to his house one day after school in 8th grade. We use to take the sewer to each others house. We called it the Tunnel. You could jump down into the Tunnel, climb on this steep thing, walk under the freeway until you hit a small crawl space where you'd have to get down and kneel on your skateboard. It popped out right in front of his house. Inside the tunnel was spiderwebs, bats, broken glass, trash, you name it. Our skateboard provided transportation and protection. Well my friend does something stupid before I get there.

We loved lighting fires, especially under there. Well he lights all these leaves on fire so I can't crawl out of the tunnel until he makes room for me to get by. After breathing through my shirt I clear it as smoke fills the tunnel. Then we decide to make the fire as big as we can. Smoke is flourishing down the tunnel. Low and behold smoke starts coming up from the 91 freeway. Cars are probably driving by scared as shit.

Some lady rolls up, deer in headlights. She asks for the matches, we say we used them all. (We used a lighter lol, we hid it) So she speeds off after we apologize threatning to call the cops. We book it inside and bring huge cups of water to put out the fire he started that was still raging. This makes MORE SMOKE that is sent down the tunnel and up into the lanes of the 91 freeway.

We go inside and start laughing. Then we go to his room to kick it and we look outside and see 3 cop cars and 2 fire trucks waiting out front. He has a gate around his house (His parents are rich) so we duck down freaking out. We're so scared we hop his fence into his neighbors yard and over his fence into the residence behind that. 3 cop cars and 2 firetrucks gentleman, all from starting a fire with leaves haha.
 
threw a small party senior year of highschool and I was in the room with me, my friend and these 2 girls.. I was sober but my buddy was smashed. one girl was this tall white girl and the other was this cute small hawaiin girl. so im talking to these girls telling a story and after time realize my friend disappeared. next thing i know he comes out of my shower, butt naked soaking wet these 2 girls just in awe haha. he walks up to the hawaiin girl, looks her dread in her eyes (still butt ass naked & soaking wet) yanks the flower out of her hair throws it on the ground and stomps on it. i dont know why, but I was laughing do hard it hurt.
 
So this car was parked out infront of his house. A shitty ass red car ditched on the side of the road which had been sitting there all week. It's after school and we were smoking a cigarette in his garage. Two young punks thinking they're the shit. He gets an idea.

We grab a baseball bat and walk to the car. BAM BAM, SMASH SMASH, hands the bat to me. I take out the two tail lights. Hand the bat back to him. He goes around to the front and all I see is glass flying up everywhere hahaha. He tells me later that night at dinner his parents said 'I wonder what happened to that car outside...." while they gave him a scorning look. He knew they knew, but didn't confess hahaha.

Also they were building a house up his street, and these fuckers didn't gate it down. They put in brand new windows when the frame of the structure wasn't even complete yet. It was like putting new windows on just a car body with nothing else. Needless to say we were assholes, we threw rocks through all those windows. Funny, because they had security stickers on them. What security? We walked back to his house and continued skateboarding. Rebels without a cause.
 
I was bored once in High School my buddy and I made ourselves laugh . . . I promise you, NEVER do this . . . We literally for a couple of minutes started going "heh . . . Heh-heh" . . . Nothing happened. But we kept doing that. Finally after several minutes we actually DID start to laugh - at how dumb it was. But then we couldn't stop. Literally. It sounds so dumb and it was, but it just got worse and worse. Pretty soon we were rolling on the ground, tears steaming down our faces . . . And could NOT stop laughing . . . Soon my stomach was cramping and the muscles were in knots. It actually got brutally painful. Like fifteen minutes, hardly being able to breathe . . . It was intense. Anyway, eventually we stopped. I'm not kidding that for a bit there I was scared - really. It was so weird.
 
I watched this video about a thousand times when it was new.



The kid wasn't killed.
 
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Before UFC on fox last saturday started me and my Friend got high as fuck just vaped it for an hour before the main card and when Brown KO'D Swick we laughed our asses of for an a good 45 minutes it was to funny. but next day I realized Swick actually got KO'D by Brown:icon_cry2
 
The Team America opening credits.

I had been giggling the entire opening scene but when they get to the first "Americaaaaa FUCK YEAH" I laugh so hard I litereally slide off the couch and lay in fetal position for 10 minutes trying to recover from laughter. Not gonna lie, it was one of the greatest moments of my life, just because I didn't see that twist on my childhood coming.

Second would be this. I can not see this vid and not laugh, even though I've probably scene it 1000's of times, I still laugh each time, even just thinking about it. This shit might cure depression.

 
It's not the funniest thing I have ever seen but I always get good chuckle out of this bad lip reading video.

 
Calibur said:
The Team America opening credits.

I had been giggling the entire opening scene but when they get to the first "Americaaaaa FUCK YEAH" I laugh so hard I litereally slide off the couch and lay in fetal position for 10 minutes trying to recover from laughter. Not gonna lie, it was one of the greatest moments of my life, just because I didn't see that twist on my childhood coming.

Second would be this. I can not see this vid and not laugh, even though I've probably scene it 1000's of times, I still laugh each time, even just thinking about it. This shit might cure depression.

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Enjoy the full version. Seems to be a bunch of people trying out for some karate film
 
Whenever we had a new younger lad start hanging with our crew we would pull the old turd in a full pint of cider pint pot trick on them.

We'd get a Marathon or a Mars bar(snickers or milky way to you yanks), scrunch, twist & mould it up a bit then place it inside a full pint of cider, which would get a bit cloudy & make the candy bar look like a freshly taken turd & then a regular member of our crew would talk the newb into betting him 10 quid that he could drink it. We'd chant our guy on as he chugged the whole pint in one & take a fresh 10 spot from the grossed out newb.

.... then later on in the night after the newb had necked a few too many sherberts & was feeling a bit braver around our crew ...

We'd drag another young lad in to the crew's corner(who was in on the joke with us) & talk our newb into getting his 10 quid back by pulling same trick on our young plant ... difference being we'd already took a fresh pint into the toilets earlier & took a properly fresh shit inside it lol then we swapped the marathon/snickers filled pint pot out with the one with the fresh turd in it just before he got to do his dare bet & chug it down.

Christ, you should of seen the look on his face as he was chugging the cider & then got that brief look of puzzlement filling his eyes, quickly followed by a full on gag & piuke after he realised he'd just downed a pint of cider & had half eaten a fresh turd LOL

God we were horrible fucks to the young uns who'd just started drinking LOL
 
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Urban Ninja reminds me...



I actually saw this live on TV years and years ago. I had it on as background noise while i was in some AIM chat with my friends. Or maybe I was playing Slingo...I don't remember. I told everyone all about, acted it out for them and everything. It was awesome when they all started calling me telling me it was on Kimmel's show. They only had my description of it up to that point.
 
Worst start to "Hardest you have ever laughed" ever.
 
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