Flak called dibs 6 months ago.
Thanks guys!
Guys, Flak is cheap as all get out if you need a stripper.
It's my wife's birthday too. But we're celebrating it Saturday at her parents house.
...OR SO I THOUGHT.
I call my wife at her work today, make sure everything is cool with having the actual party and such forth (like giving presents) on Saturday:
Her: "Yeah, I guess."
Which, translated in spouse-speak means:
"You better at the very least get me a card today bub."
30 minutes later I was skipping my bench work out and delivering flowers, a card, and lunch to her at her desk.