Had a waiter confront me outside over a tip

[Grrrr]

I'm buying a gun today so I doubt it'll happen again

Be sure to hold it sideways....it's scarier that way

 

[Grrrr]

Yup, just a $5 tip.

I'm not gonna bother with explaining to someone that's selfishly cheap to not be selfishly cheap, unless I'm paid $5.

After he pays u can I borrow $5

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

I'm buying a gun today so I doubt it'll happen again

Tough guy. Still gonna get pushed down then get stomped on while you are reaching for your gun.
You are a real piece of shit though, don't tip, get punked out, and then you're not man enough to stand up to people you gotta threaten their life.
I bet your limp wrist can't even hold a pistol straight and probably end up shooting yourself.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Tough guy. Still gonna get pushed down then get stomped on while you are reaching for your gun.
You are a real piece of shit though, don't tip, get punked out, and then you're not man enough to stand up to people you gotta threaten their life.
I bet your limp wrist can't even hold a pistol straight and probably end up shooting yourself.

Ok

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Ok

Obviously not to smart either, probably won't take of the safety and you'll look down the barrel to see what's wrong then someone you tell you the safety is on and turn it off for you as you proceed to shoot yourself in the face.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

After he pays u can I borrow $5

Sure, after he pays.

Because I'm not a selfish cunt.

And you gotta pay me back.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Obviously not to smart either, probably won't take of the safety and you'll look down the barrel to see what's wrong then someone you tell you the safety is on and turn it off for you as you proceed to shoot yourself in the face.

Take off*

It's take off the safety, Mr. Intelligent. You missed a lot of comma's as well.

 

[Grrrr]

Sure, after he pays.

Because I'm not a selfish cunt.

And you gotta pay me back.

We can set up the payment plan....
Thanks for helping a brother out.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Take off*

It's take off the safety, Mr. Intelligent. You missed a lot of comma's as well.

And ? This isn't high school pussy

Degenerates like you focus on things like grammar when you have no substance.

 

[Almighty Angus]

And ? This isn't high school pussy

lol, you said I wasn't smart and proceeded to make middle school grammar mistakes.

Here's your lesson for today, know your role and shut your mouth.

 

[Revolver]

Take off*

It's take off the safety, Mr. Intelligent. You missed a lot of comma's as well.

Do you expect anything else from a dude who has a user name in all caps.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

lol, you said I wasn't smart and proceeded to make middle school grammar mistakes.

Here's your lesson for today, know your role and shut your mouth.

Knowing grammar isn't the ultimate sign of intelligence thinking that it is shows how dumb you really are.

And that's not a lesson chief that's more of a command which i'll kindly disregard.

If a moron like you thinks people are going to be grammatically perfect on a MMA forum while typing on cell phones your going to be disappointed a lot.2

 

[Almighty Angus]

Knowing grammar isn't the ultimate sign of intelligence thinking that it is shows how dumb you really are.

And that's not a lesson chief that's more of a command which i'll kindly disregard.

If a moron like you thinks people are going to be grammatically perfect on a MMA forum while typing on cell phones your going to be disappointed a lot.2

I will take you to suplex city with hilarious ease.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Do you expect anything else from a dude who has a user name in all caps.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Do you expect anything else from a dude who has a user name in all caps.

Its called auto correct cowboy and a lack of care for proof reading, I figured people would still get the gist of it

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

I will take you to suplex city with hilarious ease.

I'm sure you will says the guy who gets pushed down by waiters and needs a gun

 

[Almighty Angus]

Its called auto correct cowboy and a lack of care for proof reading, I figured people would still get the gist of it

I'm sure you will says the guy who gets pushed down by waiters and needs a gun

You have no clue that everyone is laughing at you, you don't realize it, but you I realize it and that's what makes this little argument so funny.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

You have no clue that everyone is laughing at you, you don't realize it, but you I realize it and that's what makes this little argument so funny.

Cool story bro, two need laughing about grammar man my life is ruined. Enjoy your weak drinks and shitty service .

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Here's the thing with that service would slow down to a snails speed, people often have a bunch of tweaks on their orders or in general don't know what they want so they like and prod for suggestions. Its real annoying, there would be a lot more soup Nazis if it were like this.

Indecisive people would be banned from fine dining.

Way it should be anyway, imo.

 

[CargoKing]

It's cute that people thought this actually happened. We're really progressing as a society.

Interracial gay couple doing absolutely nothing after a waiter leaves the restaurant to assault one.... over the tip?! LOOOOOOOL.