Gym Bag

I want one, but...
*tear rolls down cheek while opening an empty wallet*
 
Any left? How do I get one?

EDIT: My fucking stupid. Note to self: read shit.
 
*opens envelope*

*takes out bag*

*notices "gift"*

*looks towards Michigan*

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! I will enjoy my bag thank you very much.
 
We don't even play Ohio.

Sat, Aug 30 Utah 3:30 p.m. ABC
Sat, Sep 6 Miami (Ohio) 12:00 p.m. ESPN or ESPN2
Sat, Sep 13 l Notre Dame 3:30 p.m. NBC
Sat, Sep 27 Wisconsin TBA TBA
Sat, Oct 4 Illinois 3:30 p.m. ABC
Sat, Oct 11 Toledo TBA TBA
Sat, Oct 18 Penn State 4:30 p.m. ESPN or ESPN2
Sat, Oct 25 Michigan State TBA TBA
Sat, Nov 1 Purdue TBA TBA
Sat, Nov 8 Minnesota TBA TBA
Sat, Nov 15 Northwestern TBA TBA
Sat, Nov 22 Ohio State TBA TBA

You play them on the November 22nd.
 
No, we don't. We play Ohio State.

Ohio's Schedule:

08/30/08 at Wyoming Laramie, Wy. 2:00 p.m. ET
09/06/08 at Ohio State Columbus, Ohio 12:00 p.m. ET
09/13/08 vs. Central Michigan Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
09/20/08 at Northwestern Evanston, Ill. 12:00 p.m. ET
09/27/08 vs. VMI (Homecoming) Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
10/04/08 at Western Michigan Kalamazoo, Mi. 2:00 p.m. ET
10/11/08 at Kent State Kent, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
10/21/08 at Temple Philadelphia, Pa. 8:00 p.m. ET
10/28/08 vs. Buffalo Athens, Ohio 7:00 p.m. ET
11/08/08 vs. Bowling Green (Parents Weekend) Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
11/22/08 vs. Akron Athens, Ohio TBA
11/28/08 at Miami (Oh) Oxford, Ohio 12:30 p.m. ET
 
Arrived in mail yesterday, thanks Fatty!
 
No, we don't. We play Ohio State.

Ohio's Schedule:

08/30/08 at Wyoming Laramie, Wy. 2:00 p.m. ET
09/06/08 at Ohio State Columbus, Ohio 12:00 p.m. ET
09/13/08 vs. Central Michigan Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
09/20/08 at Northwestern Evanston, Ill. 12:00 p.m. ET
09/27/08 vs. VMI (Homecoming) Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
10/04/08 at Western Michigan Kalamazoo, Mi. 2:00 p.m. ET
10/11/08 at Kent State Kent, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
10/21/08 at Temple Philadelphia, Pa. 8:00 p.m. ET
10/28/08 vs. Buffalo Athens, Ohio 7:00 p.m. ET
11/08/08 vs. Bowling Green (Parents Weekend) Athens, Ohio 2:00 p.m. ET
11/22/08 vs. Akron Athens, Ohio TBA
11/28/08 at Miami (Oh) Oxford, Ohio 12:30 p.m. ET

You know what I meant.
 
Got mine today. I haven't tried to put anything in it yet. Must do that later if I'm not too inebriated.
 
Got mine today. I haven't tried to put anything in it yet. Must do that later if I'm not too inebriated.

Put your booze in it for easy and stylish transportation and kill 2 birds with one stone
 
i'm getting sick of having to run every purchase by my fiance.

as far as impulse and fun purchases, getting married is teh l0se.
 
i'm getting sick of having to run every purchase by my fiance.

as far as impulse and fun purchases, getting married is teh l0se.

You just need an alternate shipping address. Deception is what significant others crave. (Royalties paid to B0rt.)

P.S. A man who is engaged to be married is called his partner's fianc
 
You just need an alternate shipping address. Deception is what significant others crave. (Royalties paid to B0rt.)

P.S. A man who is engaged to be married is called his partner's fianc
 
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