Guys please help me :(

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Panmisiek, Feb 13, 2016.

  1. Panmisiek

    Panmisiek Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2015
    Messages:
    2,929
    Likes Received:
    3,791
    I know its not forum related, but it is the only place I can get quick answer.

    My stomach is killing me for some reason at on/off basis every 2 minutes :(

    The main area is the bottom part of stomach but it also affects middle section as well.

    I have only Nurofen at home, will that help?

    Thank you guys.
     
  2. Dragon Punch

    Dragon Punch Black Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2013
    Messages:
    6,360
    Likes Received:
    17,024
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Your contractions have started.
     
    ssBaldy, TheGZA, MikeyCanFly and 7 others like this.
  3. Number1StockBroker

    Number1StockBroker Making that money, to get them honeys. Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2015
    Messages:
    2,813
    Likes Received:
    1,878
    Location:
    Pops Basement.
    You gots kidney stones. You need to see the ER
     
  4. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,645
    Likes Received:
    61,772
    Location:
    Super Fight League Corporate HQ
    Sounds like you might want to get checked out and make sure it isn't appendicitis.
     
    ssBaldy likes this.
  5. Number1StockBroker

    Number1StockBroker Making that money, to get them honeys. Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2015
    Messages:
    2,813
    Likes Received:
    1,878
    Location:
    Pops Basement.

    LOL. Are you the baby father?
     
  6. Luger

    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2013
    Messages:
    19,674
    Likes Received:
    24,597
    Location:
    The Synagogue of Platinum Nation
    Is your location the Nostromo?
     
    ssBaldy, TheGZA, Air Lats and 2 others like this.
  7. UL

    UL no more yellows

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2011
    Messages:
    49,047
    Likes Received:
    50,298
    Go take a seat on the toilet

    And whatever you do. Never Google your symptoms.
     
  8. Eyepokesftw

    Eyepokesftw Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    3,929
    Likes Received:
    1,340
    You are constipated from too many supplements.

    Take a dump.
     
  9. Which Doctor

    Which Doctor The HERB DEAN It Is What It Is Belt

    Joined:
    May 24, 2009
    Messages:
    15,777
    Likes Received:
    32,622
    Location:
    Waiting for CB's submission signal...
  10. Milgrim

    Milgrim Australopithecus Platinum Member

    Joined:
    May 28, 2006
    Messages:
    7,004
    Likes Received:
    8,373
    Location:
    Port Dalhousie
    Seeking medical advice on Sherdog = future Darwin Award recipient.
     
  11. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure My gf has four buttholes

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2015
    Messages:
    50,229
    Likes Received:
    72,103
    Location:
    Approximate
    This, you're sitting on a cigar homie
     
    Fahcough likes this.
  12. IMSAYIN

    IMSAYIN Mediocre Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    May 30, 2010
    Messages:
    2,067
    Likes Received:
    2,278
    Location:
    The corner of Dazed and Confused
    I heard that.

    [​IMG]
     
    NightwingBJJ and Luger like this.
  13. Panmisiek

    Panmisiek Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2015
    Messages:
    2,929
    Likes Received:
    3,791
    It happen out of nowhere. I just read the symptoms and they are very accurate :(

    Lord have mercy
     
  14. CassiusJacare

    CassiusJacare Blue Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2014
    Messages:
    869
    Likes Received:
    1,255
    Did that. Apparently I have every disease known to man, supposed to be dead by now.
     
    Le Choad likes this.
  15. cumafish

    cumafish Silver Belt

    Joined:
    May 10, 2007
    Messages:
    12,162
    Likes Received:
    8,840
    Location:
    Norcal Mayberry Lounge
    Enema time...
     
  16. Luger

    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2013
    Messages:
    19,674
    Likes Received:
    24,597
    Location:
    The Synagogue of Platinum Nation
    Meh just have it removed. No biggie. Very minor thing.
    Unless it bursts. Then you should get going fast.
     
  17. Fahcough

    Fahcough Black Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2015
    Messages:
    5,684
    Likes Received:
    11,516
    Location:
    South, the deep south
    TS, you aren't a 10-13 yr old female right? Puberty sucks

    If not a period, it might be blue balls.
    Opposite ends of world but so close of symptoms.
     
  18. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure My gf has four buttholes

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2015
    Messages:
    50,229
    Likes Received:
    72,103
    Location:
    Approximate
    I love that all those reactions are totally genuine because none of the actors knew about the fx set-up.
     
    Air Lats and Luger like this.
  19. Dead Kennedy

    Dead Kennedy Don't steal, the government hates competition

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2008
    Messages:
    7,923
    Likes Received:
    28,765
    Location:
    Inland Empire
    WebMD.com is that way --->
     
  20. MarloStanfield

    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2010
    Messages:
    14,577
    Likes Received:
    12,284
    Location:
    K-hole
    settle down im sure we can figure it out and suggest a cure,
    its sounds like a bowel blockage, can be very painful they tell me
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.