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  1. Panmisiek Banned Banned

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    I know its not forum related, but it is the only place I can get quick answer.

    My stomach is killing me for some reason at on/off basis every 2 minutes :(

    The main area is the bottom part of stomach but it also affects middle section as well.

    I have only Nurofen at home, will that help?

    Thank you guys.
     
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    Your contractions have started.
     
  3. Number1StockBroker Making that money, to get them honeys. Banned

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    You gots kidney stones. You need to see the ER
     
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    Sounds like you might want to get checked out and make sure it isn't appendicitis.
     
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    LOL. Are you the baby father?
     
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    Go take a seat on the toilet

    And whatever you do. Never Google your symptoms.
     
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    You are constipated from too many supplements.

    Take a dump.
     
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    Seeking medical advice on Sherdog = future Darwin Award recipient.
     
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    I heard that.

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  13. Panmisiek Banned Banned

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    It happen out of nowhere. I just read the symptoms and they are very accurate :(

    Lord have mercy
     
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    Did that. Apparently I have every disease known to man, supposed to be dead by now.
     
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    Enema time...
     
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    Meh just have it removed. No biggie. Very minor thing.
    Unless it bursts. Then you should get going fast.
     
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    TS, you aren't a 10-13 yr old female right? Puberty sucks

    If not a period, it might be blue balls.
    Opposite ends of world but so close of symptoms.
     
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    settle down im sure we can figure it out and suggest a cure,
    its sounds like a bowel blockage, can be very painful they tell me
     

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