Guys please help me :(

I know its not forum related, but it is the only place I can get quick answer.

My stomach is killing me for some reason at on/off basis every 2 minutes

The main area is the bottom part of stomach but it also affects middle section as well.

I have only Nurofen at home, will that help?

Thank you guys.

 

Your contractions have started.

 

You gots kidney stones. You need to see the ER

 

Sounds like you might want to get checked out and make sure it isn't appendicitis.

 

LOL. Are you the baby father?

 

Is your location the Nostromo?

 

Go take a seat on the toilet

And whatever you do. Never Google your symptoms.

 

You are constipated from too many supplements.

Take a dump.

 

Seeking medical advice on Sherdog = future Darwin Award recipient.

 

This, you're sitting on a cigar homie

 

I heard that.

 

It happen out of nowhere. I just read the symptoms and they are very accurate

Lord have mercy

 

Did that. Apparently I have every disease known to man, supposed to be dead by now.

 

Enema time...

 

Meh just have it removed. No biggie. Very minor thing.
Unless it bursts. Then you should get going fast.

 

TS, you aren't a 10-13 yr old female right? Puberty sucks

If not a period, it might be blue balls.
Opposite ends of world but so close of symptoms.

 

I love that all those reactions are totally genuine because none of the actors knew about the fx set-up.

 

WebMD.com is that way --->

 

settle down im sure we can figure it out and suggest a cure,
its sounds like a bowel blockage, can be very painful they tell me