Me and my penis said this, then we both started laughing and I lit a candle and went to work.I shall not FAP until he is released
Me and my penis said this, then we both started laughing and I lit a candle and went to work.I shall not FAP until he is released
I'd still smash Hope Solo.
there are nudes of christina hendricks? oh man, i'd love to see those.
Dat vag tho...
Haha well to each their own, but Hope Solo's vag is the only picture I remember thinking:
I don't think you understand the girth I'm working with here. I've damaged so many women, it's be nice to not need the paramedics on standby.You'd more than likely just fall out of it. May as well try to fuck a Pringles tube.
Haha well to each their own, but Hope Solo's vag is the only picture I remember thinking:
Some posters are saying he deserves more than 5 years? How so? Punishment should fit the crime? How the hell does breach of privacy warrant more than 5 years of hard time? That's insane.
What girth are we talking? Give us a ball park figure
I don't think you understand the girth I'm working with here. I've damaged so many women, it's be nice to not need the paramedics on standby.
Think soda can then a wiffle ball back stuck to it.What girth are we talking? Give us a ball park figure
Grapefruit-ish but more.What girth are we talking? Give us a ball park figure
Hope you're throwing out disclaimers before you penetrate these poor women. Their vags will never be the sameThink soda can then a wiffle ball back stuck to it.