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Discussion in 'Archives' started by RAZOR1, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. RAZOR1

    RAZOR1 Blue Collar

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    Start a rumor about yourself or someone else.

    Shootoking is a coconut farmer and sells starving blind kids plastic fruit.

    Razor is actually a woman named Beatrice who enjoys collecting candles and is a "Best of Show" Toy Terrier breeder.

    VOD can't see in the light and needs constant darkness to feel "comfy".

    NewHamie collects vintage 80's cabbage patch kids and can't read past a 2nd grade level.


    El Principe is a big curious george fan and dresses in womens underwear while drinking to "know what it feels like".

    Christ likes to eat butter from the stick in his tighty whities while watching MacGyver reruns.

    Meatfist is actually his real nickname after a terrible sausage grinder mishap.

    Leftbench has only one breast and does push ups with a bicycle pump.

    Cheers!
     
  2. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    c0ld is touching my penis, oh wait he is actually trying to do that
     
  3. Casp3r

    Casp3r Green Belt

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    i am a cousin fucker
     
  4. Casp3r

    Casp3r Green Belt

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    bux enjoys when i break his favorite toy "the dominator" and ravage his starfish.
     
  5. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    thats no rumor
     
  6. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Avid is a paunchy elvis type that does impersonations for fried chicken.

    Razor was the creator of Heatcliffe and Marmaduke.

    Wondermut discovered Peru.

    NHW actually likes New kids on the block.

    Hound collects penises in a jar kept under his bed.

    how that for some rumours?
     
  7. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    i believe the penises (or is it peni? hehe) were kept in brown paper bags, not jars
     
  8. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Fuck yeah. He Whom I Serve demands a constant flow of sacrifices. What better sign of my successful unmanning of my enemies than the forced confiscation of their penises?

    I dedicate all my pickled penises to Him.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    surely Hound understands leakage can occur when dealing with peni...
     
  10. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    yes true but they ripen better in a brown paper bag, just like peaches
     
  11. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    I wear the leakage as a medal.
     
  12. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    this thread seems to have taken a turn for the worse, when 3 grown men are talking about penis cultivation
     
  13. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Actually my mental age is 12.
     
  14. majin bux

    majin bux -=Lesnarman=-

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    heheh technically we are talking about cultivating them but back to the rumors, i cultivate penises
     
  15. Casp3r

    Casp3r Green Belt

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    yes, bux waters mine everyday, plays classical music to it, and pets it, and gives it the attention that it deserves.
     
  16. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    I know this for a fact:

    J-Garden is a well known streaker in Scotland. He is notorious for running naked in front of pipe bands at various public events including televised rugby games at Murrayfield.
     
  17. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Yeah thats true, i traded my clothes for a rusty shopping cart, I think i was cheated to be honest
     
  18. bruise lee

    bruise lee Orange Belt

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    ah shit. respect, razor is talking shit about himself too.
    i am a 250 monster who beats up cops for fun.
     
  19. avid

    avid Red Belt

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    ....and business is good...finger lickin' good...
     
  20. avid

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    All right here's what I heard:

    Razor is wanted in three states for chopping up horses and screwing a beagle

    J-Garden has signed on to be Rod Stewarts #1 fan/roadie for the "Lets Do It Again Because I'm Still Sexy Tour"

    Ghost^*0 recently quit his job but still likes to hang out at the old work place 'cause its tough makin' new friends

    New Hammie is contuing in the footsteps of Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, and Rob Lowe by selling bootleg copies of him having sex with Scott Baio, Henry Winkler, and the fat chick from "Facts of Life".
     

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