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going to my first ufc event any suggestions?

Don't go...unless you can afford to sit close, or you like not watching fights on a low-def big screen and having douche-bags spill beer on you.
 
wear a tapout tee-shirt

get a fawk-hawk the morning of the event
 
i just noticed like 90% of the suggestions are hilarious lol.
 
Buy the UFC radio thing so you can hear the commentary. I thought it was worth it. Also, make sure you go for all of the fights as you never know which ones will turn out to be awesome. Depending on where you go eat beforehand so you dont have to line up for ages and miss some of the fights.
 
irish_thug said:
Yeah, but "you're going to die" in Portuguese is okay.
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Or "you're a *********" in Portuguese.

(Note to mods: I'm not slurring anyone, it's what they actually changed in Brazil once)
 
Watch it on a big TV unless you can afford hundreds to sit cage side. No point in going so you can pay to watch it on a TV anyway.
 
Zivver said:
Watch it on a big TV unless you can afford hundreds to sit cage side. No point in going so you can pay to watch it on a TV anyway.
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Not true. Being there live is a completely different experience.
 
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its tradition to throw a beer over Dana, and if you want to get right into the spirit of things throw a punch at a fighter!
 
Be prepared to stand your grounds. So many events, you find people in your seats when you get to the arena, and you will likely have to bow up and make them move. The crowds at these events are not too nice and usually end up drunk and rowdy when it's all over, so make sure someone has your back on the way to your car after the show. It's fun, but rough, and you have to be thick skinned to make it.

Also, you will likely be near some drunk ass clowns, yelling dumb shit like "Get a room!" and "Get up, pussies!". You can either deal with it like a puss, or tell them to shut the fuck up. These assholes will keep going if you don't shut them down. The worst is, they keep looking back at everyone behind them to see who's laughing at their antics, like some needy little bitch ass attention whore (which usually nobody is). Just shut them down quickly or expect a long and horrible night in the stands.
 
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tell your girl to wear something small, tight, and revealing so if the camera pans over her we here at sherdog can .gif her and fwap!
 
GordoBarraBJJ said:
tell your girl to wear something small, tight, and revealing so if the camera pans over her we here at sherdog can .gif her and fwap!
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Best advice yet.

I Hate You said:
Be prepared to stand your grounds. So many events, you find people in your seats when you get to the arena, and you will likely have to bow up and make them move. The crowds at these events are not too nice and usually end up drunk and rowdy when it's all over, so make sure someone has your back on the way to your car after the show. It's fun, but rough, and you have to be thick skinned to make it.

Also, you will likely be near some drunk ass clowns, yelling dumb shit like "Get a room!" and "Get up, pussies!". You can either deal with it like a puss, or tell them to shut the fuck up. These assholes will keep going if you don't shut them down. The worst is, they keep looking back at everyone behind them to see who's laughing at their antics, like some needy little bitch ass attention whore (which usually nobody is). Just shut them down quickly or expect a long and horrible night in the stands.
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Second best.
 
Make sure you got your lunch packed up,your boots tied tight and hope you don't get in a fight.
 
I Hate You said:
Be prepared to stand your grounds. So many events, you find people in your seats when you get to the arena, and you will likely have to bow up and make them move. The crowds at these events are not too nice and usually end up drunk and rowdy when it's all over, so make sure someone has your back on the way to your car after the show. It's fun, but rough, and you have to be thick skinned to make it.

Also, you will likely be near some drunk ass clowns, yelling dumb shit like "Get a room!" and "Get up, pussies!". You can either deal with it like a puss, or tell them to shut the fuck up. These assholes will keep going if you don't shut them down. The worst is, they keep looking back at everyone behind them to see who's laughing at their antics, like some needy little bitch ass attention whore (which usually nobody is). Just shut them down quickly or expect a long and horrible night in the stands.
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You sound kind of beta to me.
 
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