God Bless America

[Throttlehead]

Only 28 of the best words, and he doesn't know them. Clown!

 

[HereticBD]

Petty...but pretty funny.

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

Our national embarrassment ladies and gentlemen.

Petty...but pretty funny.

If he wants to waste all this time and money showing what a patriot he is, the least the guy can do is learn the words to the anthem. You don't have to even be partisan to acknowledge that.

 

[Judge]

Only 28 of the best words, and he doesn't know them. Clown!

Our national embarrassment ladies and gentlemen.

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It is considered bad taste to announce yourself.

I get Joe Martinez to announce me arriving. I ain't gots teh cheddar for Burce Buffer ffs! I'd have to work at Planned Parenthood and sell dem baby parts to be as rich...as rich as nazis!

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

Transcript of Donald's version:

"Say can't you see, by Dawn's earthly light, what? So proudly it hailed, in January, I think, the twilight's last greening. Whose broads and stars are stripes, Perry's less fight.... *nods and hums*.... Give proof of the night that flag water still ale.. Oh, say does that star spankled banter yet wave, or the land for the free, and the home with the brave."

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

It is considered bad taste to announce yourself.

Tell that to the man who named his pyramid scheme Trump University. He loves announcing himself as a way to let people know what follows is illegitimate.

I get Joe Martinez to announce me arriving. I ain't gots teh cheddar for Burce Buffer ffs! I'd have to work at Planned Parenthood and sell dem baby parts to be as rich...as rich as nazis!

I think the biggest crime committed by Trump fans is what they label comedy. I've never seen anything less witty and clever than insults from Trump fans. Like 5 year olds proud of themsevles for saying 'shit'. It's just sad....

 

[Throttlehead]

Petty...but pretty funny.

Petty huh, he is making this whole culture war thing about patriotism. The clown doesn't even know the words to God Bless America. Not funny, just sad.

 

[all caps]

I've got no idea what the lyrics are to that song.

 

[HereticBD]

Transcript of Donald's version:

"Say can't you see, by Dawn's earthly light, what? So proudly it hailed, in January, I think, the twilight's last greening. Whose broads and stars are stripes, Perry's less fight.... *nods and hums*.... Give proof of the night that flag water still ale.. Oh, say does that star spankled banter yet wave, or the land for the free, and the home with the brave."

You put so much work into that, but don't even realize the song in question is "God Bless America", and not "The Star Spangled Banner".

Go take a lap, chief.

 

[Throttlehead]

I've got no idea what the lyrics are to that song.

Dont run for President

 

[Rational Poster]

I've got no idea what the lyrics are to that song.

Fucking Marxist.

 

[Revolver]

lmao @ this clown.

 

[HereticBD]

Petty huh

Extremely.

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

You put so much work into that, but don't even realize the song in question is "God Bless America", and not "The Star Spangled Banner".

Go take a lap, chief.

....that was the joke.

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

Thank you for that Heretic. I haven't laughed that hard here since bob's last "LIBERALS BTFO" thread.

 

[Rational Poster]

You put so much work into that, but don't even realize the song in question is "God Bless America", and not "The Star Spangled Banner".

Go take a lap, chief.

Honest question.

Do you think Trump could actually sing the Star Spangled Banner with no errors?

 

[HereticBD]

....that was the joke.

What a pathetic attempt at a recovery. You already said he didn't know the words to the "anthem" in your first triggered post.

Nice try though, geek.

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

What a pathetic attempt at a recovery. You already said he didn't know the words to the "anthem" in your first triggered post.

Nice try though, geek.

Oh Heretic, there's no walking back that failure. You missed the joke, accept it and move on.

 

[HereticBD]

Thank you for that Heretic. I haven't laughed that hard here since bob's last "LIBERALS BTFO" thread.

The level of embarrassment you're feeling right now must be pretty high, to try this fucking hard to deny that you fucked up.

 

[HereticBD]

Oh Heretic, there's no walking back that failure. You missed the joke, accept it and move on.

There's no joke. You're just an idiot who didn't watch the clip, and got the song wrong.

It happens. Don't hang yourself, or anything.