Social Gloriously Backhanded Compliments

[shunyata]

Bless your heart.

 

[Sonny Qc]

not a compliment but,

- I don't mind doing anal with you!

 

[MLarson]

"Out of all your brothers you have the biggest dick"

I guess the counter would be "Out of all your sisters you give best head"

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

"You are a credit to your race. Definitely one of the good ones."

 

[SKYNET]

You're not as dumb as you look

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

You're not as dumb as you look

He'd usually hear that at the 53 minute mark of a one hour episode.

ABC School of Investigation (Always Be Columbo)

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I don’t know your mama and I’m sure she’s a good person but when two totally different women who love your sons don’t like you, I’m sorry but there’s a pattern going on here.

My 2 pennies

Not necessarily. Both of my older brother’s wives don’t like my mom at all. My wife on the other hand gets along great with her. So does my older sister’s husband. I chalk it up to both of my sisters-in-law being cunts.

 

[gatchaman]

You don't even like bread.

 

[toasty]

I like both giving and receiving backhanded compliments because they are backhanded but still complimentary.

"Hey darlin', you might be difficult to listen to but you're not too bad to look at."

Stuff like that...

@Caesar_Of_Uranus It is great to see your threads aren't going directly to the wasteland anymore!

I know you tried your best making this thread and we all appreciate your effort.

It is really brave of you to keep coming here after some of the abuse your work has already taken.

This thread is actually pretty good for a new blue belt, and I can see you working your way up a level in the next couple of years, so don't quit based on the replies you get while you hone your craft with stuff like this.

While we admire your pluck posting threads is really kind of advanced for your current skill level, you might be better served practicing your replies for now.

This isn't the worst thread on the first couple of pages of mayberry today, it was a good idea for you to post in a really slow time when most of the better posters are off doing other things.

It seems like that time and work and the private posting lessons I've been giving you are finally starting to pay some small dividends.

If you keep improving at this rate, in time I can see you starting to add value to teh Mayberry.

We're all rooting for this improvement to continue and will support you on your journey to becoming at least an average poster here.

We're pulling for you not to regress back to your old stuff, I went to the wasteland and this is definitely better than your early stuff.

 

[Reach Finesse]

I don’t know your mama and I’m sure she’s a good person but when two totally different women who love your sons don’t like you, I’m sorry but there’s a pattern going on here.

My 2 pennies

Maybe the pattern are the sons' lousy choices in women?

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

@Caesar_Of_Uranus It is great to see your threads aren't going directly to the wasteland anymore!

I know you tried your best making this thread and we all appreciate your effort.

It is really brave of you to keep coming here after some of the abuse your work has already taken.

This thread is actually pretty good for a new blue belt, and I can see you working your way up a level in the next couple of years, so don't quit based on the replies you get while you hone your craft with stuff like this.

While we admire your pluck posting threads is really kind of advanced for your current skill level, you might be better served practicing your replies for now.

This isn't the worst thread on the first couple of pages of mayberry today, it was a good idea for you to post in a really slow time when most of the better posters are off doing other things.

It seems like that time and work and the private posting lessons I've been giving you are finally starting to pay some small dividends.

If you keep improving at this rate, in time I can see you starting to add value to teh Mayberry.

We're all rooting for this improvement to continue and will support you on your journey to becoming at least an average poster here.

We're pulling for you not to regress back to your old stuff, I went to the wasteland and this is definitely better than your early stuff.

Tremendous effort. Very nice. I'll read it when I have enough extra time.