Social Gloriously Backhanded Compliments

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

I like both giving and receiving backhanded compliments because they are backhanded but still complimentary.

"Hey darlin', you might be difficult to listen to but you're not too bad to look at."

Stuff like that...

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I'd lost weight many years ago and one of my mates said "you know you're not that fat", dude was trying to be nice but it came out wrong haha

 

[TheNinja]

You look great for your age.

 

[Stoic1]

I used to think like that too.

You're really strong for a guy your size.

 

[Kardashians]

I don’t say backhanded compliments. I just want people to feel nice about themselves.

As to ones I’ve received, I’m sure there’s been a few. The only one I can think of now is “you’d be so pretty if not for those metal bolts in your face” or “your face is pretty but your eyebrows ruin it”. Does that count? Idk. They seem more straightforward. Well, fuck it I tried.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

"Congratulations for coming in last place earning you a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics. You are the most special of all."

 

[nostradumbass]

Your girlfriend is great in bed, you're a lucky guy.

 

[Fedorgasm]

"I don't care what the others say about you, I think you're a good guy"

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

"Out of all your brothers you have the biggest dick"

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

"You're a brave lady. Most women your size wouldn't even think of wearing that."

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Millie Bobbi Brown looks like a very attractive 37 year old woman.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Millie Bobbi Brown looks like a very attractive 37 year old woman.

What's hilarious about this is that old women have work done to look young.

This girl was already young, but thought she needed to have work done to look more like all the other women in Hollywood LOL.

Talk about misunderstanding her position in the world.

 

[Brother Numsi]

“You speak so well” -Random Caucasian

“Oh, yess Is do suh. Thank ya kindley”

 

[EndlessCritic]

Names changed to protect the innocent.

My mom was complaining that my wife (Lisa) hates her, and that my brother's wife (Sarah) also hates her.

Mom: "Why does Lisa hate me like Sarah?!"

Me: "Lisa doesn't hate you nearly as much as Sarah does."

 

[Milgrim]

Names changed to protect the innocent.

My mom was complaining that my wife (Lisa) hates her, and that my brother's wife (Sarah) also hates her.

Mom: "Why does Lisa hate me like Sarah?!"

Me: "Lisa doesn't hate you nearly as much as Sarah does."

Your mom is kind of a bitch.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Your mom is kind of a bitch.

How do you know that Lisa and Sarah aren’t the bitches?

 

[Andy Capp]

I used to have a boss that would tell me, "You're looking good for the shape you're in."

 

[yamahacrasher]

You carry the weight well.

 

[Brother Numsi]

Names changed to protect the innocent.

My mom was complaining that my wife (Lisa) hates her, and that my brother's wife (Sarah) also hates her.

Mom: "Why does Lisa hate me like Sarah?!"

Me: "Lisa doesn't hate you nearly as much as Sarah does."

I don’t know your mama and I’m sure she’s a good person but when two totally different women who love your sons don’t like you, I’m sorry but there’s a pattern going on here.

My 2 pennies

 

[Milgrim]

How do you know that Lisa and Sarah aren’t the bitches?

I didn't say they weren't ...