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Girl rope swings into water with a gator

wtf he put his foot near it. they can bit it off so easy. idiots!
 
I go kayaking in rivers with gators all the time. Never had one come at me in all that time. They dont give two shits about you. It's fun to steer your kayak towards them if you have someone who isn't used to it. Freaking them out is priceless.
 
Here in redneck land of SW Florida, the locals swim in alligator infested rivers and lakes for generations all the time. Every once in awhile there is an alligator attack, but the rednecks are unfazed and change nothing and just say like "oh well, it doesn't happen that often"
 
Must've played too much donkey kong country 2 and did the bayou stages where you hop in the gator's mouth and it springboards you over a cliff
 
I get people saying they're not aggressive. But on the off chance you're walking by one and it's feeling a little snippy. There goes your leg.

I was hoping there was some big stick lying around, but no. There were trees, and I had knife ( I could chop off a thick branch), but all were very close to the water. None of the other plants had what I needed to protect myself.
 
As an individual from the suburbs this is terrifying to me, although I can see how it just becomes background noise to people who see wild animals all the time. Yet it's still crazy to me that these people would knowingly swing into the water with a gator like they do this everyday for fun. Can someone confirm that this isn't as dangerous as it looks to an outsider/non Floridian? @Zookeeper Gabe

Also makes me wonder what type of wild animals do you guys see around your area? I get wide eyed when I see a wild raccoon, rat, or even a cow. The most dangerous thing I'll see sometimes are coyotes. I have no idea if they're aggressive towards humans, but i'm never really scared of them. I'll still look over my shoulder though




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Meh, it's a small gator. Probably a regular too, so sort of tame.
 
The people in that video are nuts.
 
Fun fact. Run in zig zags if you’re getting chased by a gator or croc. They will probably catch you if you run straight and don’t have much of a head start.
 
Yeah we fucked around with my uncle's friends an shit. They would return the favor as well. Definitely not random people, we made sure we placed them at certain friends houses that didnt have animals or kids.
You’re an idiot. Have some more bath salts and alt right church meetings you degenerate scum bag. What you’re doing could kill a child or even adult. Rot in hell.
 
Fun fact. Run in zig zags if you’re getting chased by a gator or croc. They will probably catch you if you run straight and don’t have much of a head start.
What should be the angles and lengths of my zig zags?
 
As an individual from the suburbs this is terrifying to me, although I can see how it just becomes background noise to people who see wild animals all the time. Yet it's still crazy to me that these people would knowingly swing into the water with a gator like they do this everyday for fun. Can someone confirm that this isn't as dangerous as it looks to an outsider/non Floridian? @Zookeeper Gabe

Also makes me wonder what type of wild animals do you guys see around your area? I get wide eyed when I see a wild raccoon, rat, or even a cow. The most dangerous thing I'll see sometimes are coyotes. I have no idea if they're aggressive towards humans, but i'm never really scared of them. I'll still look over my shoulder though




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Think that's bad?



 
One of the most obnoxious videos Ive ever had to watch, the fucking stop start to add mario sound effects, zooms and red arrows pointing to shit we could already see gave me an aneurysm. Fuck you TS.


Thats fucking youtube culture for you!
 
You’re an idiot. Have some more bath salts and alt right church meetings you degenerate scum bag. What you’re doing could kill a child or even adult. Rot in hell.
lmfao okay did you not read the post where it clearly states it was at houses with no kids or animals. Stop being such a pussy. You obviously dont know shit about gators.
 
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