Girl I'm dating wants to watch 50 Shades with me

My wife read the books and was all riled up. She isn’t into bdsm but I got plenty. Then she saw the movie and I got none that night. It must REALLY suck.
 
Sounds like she wants the D. And wants you to choke the shit out of her while she gets it.
 
I haven't read/seen it. But there was a girl at work here who brought the book in and left it laying on her desk for like 6 months just to let everyone know she was DTF
 
I'd record yourself watching the film with her, then share it here, as evidence... We can be your witnesses when the inevitable happens. What's your safe word going to be?
 
Peteyandjia said:
So she has horrible taste in movies, but possibly a taste for kink.

I guess it's a wash, that evens out to zero in my book.
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a taste for kink? considering she owns these movies on bluray, you know it’s missionary or bust for her. have you even seen one of these movies? lol
 
Awful, awful movie. I suffered through it with my ex-wife and probably had some fun after but the movie has 0 plot. It's terrible.
 
watch your ass, bro
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I Am Legion said:
My wife read the books and was all riled up. She isn’t into bdsm but I got plenty. Then she saw the movie and I got none that night. It must REALLY suck.
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Well the dude in the movie is hella fine

The girl im dating, we had sex 4 times this weekend, shes coming over tonight with 50 shades what do you think about that?
 
HenryFlower said:
a taste for kink? considering she owns these movies on bluray, you know it’s missionary or bust for her. have you even seen one of these movies? lol
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Hey, that's why I said "possibly", lol.

She could be trying to ease him into some fucked-up dungeon shit, or she could be a total prude who thinks that raising one leg is pushing the boundaries of wild sexual experimentation.
 
If this is indeed the same girlfriend that we established probably got dp'd by her boss and the other co worker then you should probably just call it quits with her.

Forget that she more then likely cheated on you, the fact that you have come to sherdog multiple times to get our take on her behavior says that this probably isn't going to work out.
 
MaxMMA said:
If this is indeed the same girlfriend that we established probably got dp'd by her boss and the other co worker then you should probably just call it quits with her.

Forget that she more then likely cheated on you, the fact that you have come to sherdog multiple times to get our take on her behavior says that this probably isn't going to work out.
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Dude its not that serious lol jesus
 
you wont be getting nearly as laid from the movie. women arent as visually stimulated as men, they didnt have to hunt or compete for mates like we did when we were cavemen. women get turned on reading stuff, as crazy as that sounds it has proven to be true time and time again, at least for the chicks ive been with. they like erotic novels and dirty words, i just like tits and ass. also, ur gf wants to be tied up, blindfolded, spanked and gangfucked.
 
She's gonna be moist after that son, she'll be expecting the fuck of a lifetime though!
 
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WTF do you think is going to happen TS, its pretty much a rerun of the time your buddy asked you to watch Brokeback with him, only this time, its called pegging

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