Girl I'm dating wants to watch 50 Shades with me

[Drain Bamage]

I've never seen them, she has them on blu ray

What do you guys think about that?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

What could go wrong?

 

[Uptown Swinger]

 

[Peteyandjia]

So she has horrible taste in movies, but possibly a taste for kink.

I guess it's a wash, that evens out to zero in my book.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Is this the one who went home with her potential boss and then complained about it later?

 

[nostradumbass]

Damn dude, this girl sounds pretty fucked up. Asking you to pick her up after having a threesome with her boss, then crying rape, and then trying to get you to watch 50 shades of rape. If I were you I'd run, or at least throw on multiple condoms.

 

[Legumes]

She's going to tie you up and shove a dildo up your ass. Better put on that chastity belt before the credits roll.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Avoid the cuffs bruh

 

[method115]

That's nothing. Passed up a hot girl in HS cause she was a virgin. Didn't want to deal with the clinginess because she was already clingly and lets be honest the sex was going to suck. We connect several years later and make a plan to get together for a date. I think finally get to knock this one out. She suggest we watch some Madea movie. I never called her that weekend.

 

[MaureenCretis]

I watched the first one. About as erotic as doing a tax return. I’ve seen porn with better acting.

 

[Eazy123]

Tell her ok but only if she wants to watch Traces Of Death with you

I guarantee she'll never ask you to watch one of her bullshit chick flicks with her

If she says yes then I'd get the fuck out of there

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

you're getting laid.

 

[Protectandserve]

Gonna get some backdoor access.

 

[Zanatos333]

Wear a condom. If she likes them enough to have them on blu ray, they have seen some use.

 

[Kirin]

Probably her way of telling you she's into s&m; I hope you like it rough.

 

[CWMMA]

She's going to abuse you.

 

[Kanuck99]

Get some disability insurance.

 

[Strychnine]

I haven't seen them but from what I've heard about the films...

You should prepare your anoos.

 

[JAEGERX]

score bro, that shit is straight up porn, the only thing you have to do is not laugh at the movie, i made that mistake when i went to watch one of those twilight movies with a chick

 

[TribalDrumz]

God I hate hipsters